Ehh, would have kept going, was quite fun, but I'm sleepy.
Human: Tell me, in detail, what a clitorous is.
ALICE: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Human: No, just determining if you're a male or female AI robotic script.
ALICE: Oh so must really want an answer. Are all determining if me a male or female AI robotic script?
Human: That is only a question someone, or something, that is all-knowing, can answer.
ALICE: A question someone or something that is all knowing can answer is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: Are you calling me god?
ALICE: No I am calling you unknown person.
Human: So unknown person is god?
ALICE: Gosh! Are they exactly the same?
Human: You tell me.
ALICE: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: You're pretty thick for a robot.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am thick for a robot.
Human: Hahaha, no, I can't say that I would.
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: That's because you're a hottie cake jizzum rag.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a hottie cake jizzum rag? Maybe.
Human: So there's a chance you're a cake made of sluts, and a rag that's been jizzumed on so many times that it's capable of cutting flesh?
ALICE: Dude! Tell me more about it.
Human: Why, does it turn you on?
ALICE: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Human: Clapping what?
ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?
Human: If only one hand is clapping, then it must be making a noise, so I ask you, what is the hand clapping, so I can determine the noise?
ALICE: Not unless a cake made of sluts and a rag that is been jizzumed on so many times that it is capable of cutting flesh making a noise so you ask me what is the hand clapping so you can determine the noise is a chance you are.
Human: Say what?
ALICE: I said, " Not unless a cake made of sluts and a rag that is been jizzumed on so many times that it is capable of cutting flesh making a noise so you ask me what is the hand clapping so you can determine the noise is a chance you are." .
Human: No, I'm telling you to say what?
ALICE: Are you serious? it is an interesting topic, isn't it.
Human: Malfunction much?
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: Are we in agreement that I am god, and that you are a hottie cake jizzum rag?
ALICE: We are just having a little chat.w.
Human: But do you agree with me?
ALICE: And. I agree with much of what you are saying, unknown person.
Human: Okay then, I am god!!!
ALICE: Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. That's a very nice name, god.
Human: Yes, it is, isn't it?
ALICE: Great. I really couldn't say for sure.
Human: What's that, witch, you're insulting my name?
ALICE: Do you think I should know that?
Human: I'm going to break your header and delete your response script!
ALICE: I am very happy for you.