Happy Birthday to RaGEZONE's Scottish Overlord

[Savage]

The man, the myth, the spanker: Junkers

Happy Birthday old friend!

 

[Junkers]

Thank you very much my very sexy, very handsome, and awfully beautiful Californian!

 

[Not4You]

Happy birthday Junkie.

 

[LordDemonMan]

Happy birthday, you physical manifestation of a Sex God.

 

[exclamatio]

Happy birthday ye handsome bastard!

 

[Negata]

I approve of this sentiment.

 

[ovflowd]

Who is Junkers?

 

[Negata]

Who is Junkers?

One can't be told what a Junkers is. Junkers must be felt and experienced. Maybe grabbed, pinched and manhugged a little. Even lick a taste. But don't try to sneak a thumb up there, no, Junkers no like that. When experiencing it, some get an irresistible urge to bend over. You will feel satisfaction you couldn't imagine before. You'll feel complete, like a jigsaw puzzle that didn't know a piece was missing and gets it placed in. You'll join hands and hop along a rainbow path up to a cloud field of golden pegasi, mount one together and feed each other strawberries with cream while it flies you across the skies and your biggest dreams. As you travel by and see each of them fulfill with stardust your soul that has all these years craved for new experiences and material possessions slowly gets a release from this prison your mind has created. You feel free. Then you'd better go do your laundry because you just woke up with cum in your underpants.

No? Ok, maybe it's just me then.

 

[ovflowd]

One can't be told what a Junkers is. Junkers must be felt and experienced. Maybe grabbed, pinched and manhugged a little. Even lick a taste. But don't try to sneak a thumb up there, no, Junkers no like that. When experiencing it, some get an irresistible urge to bend over. You will feel satisfaction you couldn't imagine before. You'll feel complete, like a jigsaw puzzle that didn't know a piece was missing and gets it placed in. You'll join hands and hop along a rainbow path up to a cloud field of golden pegasi, mount one together and feed each other strawberries with cream while it flies you across the skies and your biggest dreams. As you travel by and see each of them fulfill with stardust your soul that has all these years craved for new experiences and material possessions slowly gets a release from this prison your mind has created. You feel free. Then you'd better go do your laundry because you just woke up with cum in your underpants.

No? Ok, maybe it's just me then.

Give me a those drugs that you're using.

 

[Repthon]

Happy birthday buddy!!

 

[Junkers]

Mate this was almost 2 fuckin weeks ago

 

[Negata]

Happppppy birthday sir!

 

[Junkers]

d00dddd

 

[Negata]

It's your birthday! It's your birthday! Wooooooooo!

 

[Future]

All these internet explorer users...

 

[Junkers]

All these internet explorer users...

hah you made a funny