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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Majordom land
Posts: 168
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11-20-2008, 08:39 PM
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Calarie or 'a calari' is a retarded wanna-be meme that failed. Basically, 'calarie' means to ride a fleshlight(virtual vagina) like a gay cowboy/cowgirl. The genius faggots who designed this abdomination of mankind, are now taking a severe punishment, as sucking huge cheesecakes and cocks.
Later, though, a blond man named STUD desided to actually try and he 'a calarit' with rodeo music(a.k.a muzica de calarit). It was 5 days later, when he realized he sucked major black cock from the bobbas in Habbo Hotel.
Again, a bald man named GHEZA (also known as Mezga or Mazga which also means fecal matter)a calarit (or calarited) Meche The Head Cunt. Later, he was pwnt by a nigger, a friend of Jonny Tiny Cock who later evolves in Jonny Huge Cock and so on.
== Jonny Tiny Cock ==
Q:Who is Johnny Tiny Cock?
A:Well, Jonny Tiny Cock is a punk who wants to eat 'sarmali'. Often we see him stealing sarmali from a black pussy. He is the main character of Vladdus&Chris's nouvele. When he is angry he evolves into Jonny Colossal; Huge, Enormous etc. Cock. Every time he evades from the hell and he pwns every foe.
== Stud calu' ==
Q:Who is Stud?
A:We often see Stud when he wants to rape Jonny Tiny Cock. He killed Jonny like 3 times. He is very gay and he wants to fuck Russian Healthy Men. Some people said he has a dick longer than Jonny.
== Uncle Sam ==
Q:Who is Uncle Sam?
A:We see Uncle Sam when Jonny commits criminal acts for ex. stealing sarmali and Mazgaeing on Gheza.
he has a nice cop music.
== Calu' ==
Calu' is a robot. He was programmed to kill Jonny but Jonny gave him some beer from cock and they became good friends. He is invincible. He looks like a habbo afro and sometimes he says: 'no u!' or 'pool's blocked' which is very annoying.
== Sifilis turkey ==
Q:Why is he named sifilis turkey?
A:Well, cuz... we felt like it, lol.
Q: So, wtf is up with sifilis turkey?
A: he plays quite a major role as the narrator of Vladdus&Chris(™)'s nouvele. And he also, quite rare, plays the role of the shitmongler turkey that infects Jonny&Co(™ ) with sifilis.
Q:Alright, i've heard enough of this shit
A:That wasn't a question, dumbfuck
==George W. Bush==
Q:Why is George Bush in your nouvele?!
A: Because he sucks ass, and we need to make fun of him, DUHhhhhh.
Q:Alright, so what's up with him?
A: He is one of the three cunts( STUD, BUSH, MARTINEL ) that want to catch jonny tiny-cock.
Q:Alright, why does he wanna catch him?
A:Dunno, ask him, you horse.
==Yeti cock-kiser ==
Q: Who is this Yeti cock-kisse r?
A: Uhh, well he first appeared as a brother of the yeti piticots who sucked major dicks and drank urine & diarheea from (OF COURSE FAGGOTS) Jonny Tiny Cock. The piticots, being mad, called for Yeti cock-kisse r. This yeti forced Jonny Tiny Cock to kiss his dick. Jonny evades from punching him right in his brown balls.
Q: Oh so.. w..?
A: That's all I can say dickhead.
==The sifilis vagina(a.k .a. fofoloanca ) seller==
Q: What's with this guy?
A: Well, he is a black yellowbellied dick who fucked Batista. Later, his career in fucking Batista has gone down. Now, he is selling pictures of him licking Batista's cheese from the fifth shelf of his dick and some pictures of his tiny dick suffering an accident in Batista's ass but strange, he sold a fofoloanca with siflis and ruined Jonny for life.
Q: But Jonny Tiny Cock still lives, doesn't he?
A: yes, dumbfuck. he isn't died because he everytime evades from the hell.
More characters to come...!
Credits: First paragraph is made by Chris, the sifilis turkey and bush with some edits from Vladdus in the first paragraph.
Anything else written by Vladdus.
Characters - Vladdus @ Chris 2008.
Chris created Jonny Tiny Cock and he also created Jonny Tiny Cock Show, which is still being made with help from a MovieMaker found by Vladdus.
Now, is Vladdus turn to make a new episode.
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