[GohanSSJ]

Well i'll start this off because, well i'm the only with a clear head, i mean Exy obviously expierenced it all but he's to wasted to remember such parts as him pulling off a George Michael on me in the bathroom stalls.

Ok so the day started like any other, me Boko and Terror taking turns on Exy, after that we ate some and all that, played some TF2, when the first of them arrived, Mr. Joe aka DTB aka Anakin Skywalker (if i had to guess from his face, then it was most definitely from after he became Darth Vader... that face just didn't look normal, that's just how i imagine Darth Vader to look like... no wonder he wears a helmet) after that the rest of them came, JC/Raiden aka Raff the pre-teen boy, Robert... well he's Robert now ain't he? If you see the pictures then you will understand, trust me you will... there is actually more about not understanding about him, but that will come, and ofcourse MentaL aka Dan aka a child molesting Cardinal (run Raff, RUN!) and his friend Paul aka your friendly neighbour Spiderman, the last person to come in was Lee's brother Mark who was dressed like some gay pirate, Lee himself was dressed as Captain Caveman and his best man Lee aka Terrorfel as Dracula, but tbh he didn't have to do anything to look like that. ;)

When everyone was ready we took the train to Manchester and met up with some of Lee's friends in the train. Having arrived in Manchester we walked to some chinese restaurant and met up there with a whole bunch of people, must have been about 25 people there, which was great, some of them had really great costumes, including Flameingskull aka Gabe aka Flameingpimp.

After we ate we went to a stripbar, now as you can imagine Lee was quite repulsed by this idea, i mean he's getting married, there was only 2 boobs he wanted in his face, and those were min... oh wait, Ria's, so we tried to get him in there but he just refused, he would not betray Ria like that. So we went in without him, well a few of us had to search for a atm first... when we got back we waved to Lee and went in. So the view was quite amazing, although there was a lot of plastic in there, they weren't bad looking, but tbh i prefer real ones... even though they still felt great in my face... more on that later. ;)
So we were in there, looked around when someone was going around gathering money to get this really hot guy named Lou Praise a lapdance on stage with 3 strippers, and oh boy, did he get an amazing lapdance, i mean who can say they had 6 titties in their face at the same time! Ofcourse it was his stag so he figured he would just enjoy it, unlike our own extremely faithful Lee Price who would NEVER do something like that... EVER!!!!
After that Dan and Joe got me a lapdance, and Gabe got me another... like Ruud (Boko) said after, it was definitely worth the 5+ years of being around here to get myself 2 free lapdances from a Cardinal, Jedi and a Flameingpimp.
Ofcourse Dan, Joe and Gabe got some titties shoved in their face aswell. Not sure about the others, well i know Raff tried, but she wouldn't do lapdances for boys.

After that we hit a bar, gave some change to Martin and went to a bar, stayed there for a quite a while, Gabe was chatting up a bunch of girls and Robert was actually getting quite a lot of action aswell, apparantly girls love the Geordie accent, which was just weird, especially since they didn't care much for the Dutch accent... i mean seriously, i flew over here, he just drove down here, surely mine is supposed to trump his... oh well...
Anyway sat and talked (Lee mostly drinked as he was constantly given shots) and then we found out it was a gay bar... yeah i know... before you wonder, it wasn't like those gay bars you see on television, just a regular bar. Infact i do think a lot of straight people were in there. Oh well atleast it gave me a perfect excuse to rub Lee's leg to near his balls, so that was well worth it.

After that we hit a place with some really loud music, i suddenly understood why people still so young have such bad ears. ;)
There was some good music there, but most of it wasn't really my thing, and it was quite hot and all, so i mostly just chatted with people near the entrance and checked out girls. Apparantly Dan and Paul did a shitload of shots, but they held up quite well, not well enough to evade my penis, but then again i'm not sure if they were even trying.

Then the night ended, Lee was completely wasted, not wasted enough to not get some food first while Gabe and Raff stayed behind. Not sure exactly what happened with them, but knowing them quite well by now, i'm just guessing that 90% of what they will post here is bullshit, and that Gabe just fulfilled his longtime dream to fuck a really young boy.

We finally got to the bus, well without our Jedi, Cardinal, Spiderman and a supposed Pirate (Robert) as our Jedi and Cardinal kept asking people who looked better, not sure what the score was, but people were just really impressed how well Joe made his face look so that it really looked like he was Darth Vader with his helmet off, and it really is quite impressive, it just looks so freaking horrible. So it really comes down to if you like Star Wars, or you have this fantasy of getting assraped by a Cardinal. Having both played a young boy while doing some "things" for the Cardinal and having had Joe work his magic with his "lightsaber"... ok it really was his lightsaber as his other "lightsaber" was just so way to little... it is really hard to say who looked better, they both really looked amazing, and so did Paul, the other 1 remaining simply ain't worth mentioning and would be a insult to the other 3.
Anyhoo to get back to my story, so we tryed to drag those 4 with us, but they pretty much ignored us, so we just went ahead, they did still try to make it but failed... yeah that's what you get guys.

I personally ended the night with scaring the shit out of Dan as i was sitting outside at the back of Lee's house on some stairs, and Dan came running back there without seeing me and i was like "Hey Dan", and he must have shitted himself. :D

Anyway that's my story, it truely was an amazing night, made a whole bunch of pictures and videos, got some really good stuff, so i will be uploading that soon.

[Ryu]

I'd read it all but I haven't slept yet and the sun is really bright and fuck you.

anywho, I agree, RageStag was uber.

[GohanSSJ]

You should have came here, i would have sung you to sleep... and raped you after. :D

Oh well it's all not over yet. We had the RaGESTAG last night, but tonight we will have a RaGEPARTY tbh.

So get to sleep Gabe, we need you and that young boy of yours here tonight, and a awake.

[MentaL]

So wasted, went out with £120 and now got 0.

[Canon]

Quote: Originally Posted by GohanSSJ

Well i'll start this off because, well i'm the only with a clear head, i mean Exy obviously expierenced it all but he's to wasted to remember such parts as him pulling off a George Michael on me in the bathroom stalls.

Ok so the day started like any other, me Boko and Terror taking turns on Exy, after that we ate some and all that, played some TF2, when the first of them arrived, Mr. Joe aka DTB aka Anakin Skywalker (if i had to guess from his face, then it was most definitely from after he became Darth Vader... that face just didn't look normal, that's just how i imagine Darth Vader to look like... no wonder he wears a helmet) after that the rest of them came, JC/Raiden aka Raff the pre-teen boy, Robert... well he's Robert now ain't he? If you see the pictures then you will understand, trust me you will... there is actually more about not understanding about him, but that will come, and ofcourse MentaL aka Dan aka a child molesting Cardinal (run Raff, RUN!) and his friend Paul aka your friendly neighbour Spiderman, the last person to come in was Lee's brother Mark who was dressed like some gay pirate, Lee himself was dressed as Captain Caveman and his best man Lee aka Terrorfel as Dracula, but tbh he didn't have to do anything to look like that. ;)

When everyone was ready we took the train to Manchester and met up with some of Lee's friends in the train. Having arrived in Manchester we walked to some chinese restaurant and met up there with a whole bunch of people, must have been about 25 people there, which was great, some of them had really great costumes, including Flameingskull aka Gabe aka Flameingpimp.

After we ate we went to a stripbar, now as you can imagine Lee was quite repulsed by this idea, i mean he's getting married, there was only 2 boobs he wanted in his face, and those were min... oh wait, Ria's, so we tried to get him in there but he just refused, he would not betray Ria like that. So we went in without him, well a few of us had to search for a atm first... when we got back we waved to Lee and went in. So the view was quite amazing, although there was a lot of plastic in there, they weren't bad looking, but tbh i prefer real ones... even though they still felt great in my face... more on that later. ;)
So we were in there, looked around when someone was going around gathering money to get this really hot guy named Lou Praise a lapdance on stage with 3 strippers, and oh boy, did he get an amazing lapdance, i mean who can say they had 6 titties in their face at the same time! Ofcourse it was his stag so he figured he would just enjoy it, unlike our own extremely faithful Lee Price who would NEVER do something like that... EVER!!!!
After that Dan and Joe got me a lapdance, and Gabe got me another... like Ruud (Boko) said after, it was definitely worth the 5+ years of being around here to get myself 2 free lapdances from a Cardinal, Jedi and a Flameingpimp.
Ofcourse Dan, Joe and Gabe got some titties shoved in their face aswell. Not sure about the others, well i know Raff tried, but she wouldn't do lapdances for boys.

After that we hit a bar, gave some change to Martin and went to a bar, stayed there for a quite a while, Gabe was chatting up a bunch of girls and Robert was actually getting quite a lot of action aswell, apparantly girls love the Geordie accent, which was just weird, especially since they didn't care much for the Dutch accent... i mean seriously, i flew over here, he just drove down here, surely mine is supposed to trump his... oh well...
Anyway sat and talked (Lee mostly drinked as he was constantly given shots) and then we found out it was a gay bar... yeah i know... before you wonder, it wasn't like those gay bars you see on television, just a regular bar. Infact i do think a lot of straight people were in there. Oh well atleast it gave me a perfect excuse to rub Lee's leg to near his balls, so that was well worth it.

After that we hit a place with some really loud music, i suddenly understood why people still so young have such bad ears. ;)
There was some good music there, but most of it wasn't really my thing, and it was quite hot and all, so i mostly just chatted with people near the entrance and checked out girls. Apparantly Dan and Paul did a shitload of shots, but they held up quite well, not well enough to evade my penis, but then again i'm not sure if they were even trying.

Then the night ended, Lee was completely wasted, not wasted enough to not get some food first while Gabe and Raff stayed behind. Not sure exactly what happened with them, but knowing them quite well by now, i'm just guessing that 90% of what they will post here is bullshit, and that Gabe just fulfilled his longtime dream to fuck a really young boy.

We finally got to the bus, well without our Jedi, Cardinal, Spiderman and a supposed Pirate (Robert) as our Jedi and Cardinal kept asking people who looked better, not sure what the score was, but people were just really impressed how well Joe made his face look so that it really looked like he was Darth Vader with his helmet off, and it really is quite impressive, it just looks so freaking horrible. So it really comes down to if you like Star Wars, or you have this fantasy of getting assraped by a Cardinal. Having both played a young boy while doing some "things" for the Cardinal and having had Joe work his magic with his "lightsaber"... ok it really was his lightsaber as his other "lightsaber" was just so way to little... it is really hard to say who looked better, they both really looked amazing, and so did Paul, the other 1 remaining simply ain't worth mentioning and would be a insult to the other 3.
Anyhoo to get back to my story, so we tryed to drag those 4 with us, but they pretty much ignored us, so we just went ahead, they did still try to make it but failed... yeah that's what you get guys.

I personally ended the night with scaring the shit out of Dan as i was sitting outside at the back of Lee's house on some stairs, and Dan came running back there without seeing me and i was like "Hey Dan", and he must have shitted himself. :D

Anyway that's my story, it truely was an amazing night, made a whole bunch of pictures and videos, got some really good stuff, so i will be uploading that soon.

Qaulity reading, DTB's face really took a beating in the first paragraph, huh?

[Neverending]

Epic party. I wish I was there! Pix nao

[MasterD]

Sorry i missed it guys. If its any concelation i had a great night anyway lol!

[Hammad]

Seems uber cool.

[Evilkitten]

Sounds like a brilliant night, shame I missed it. Next time I will try and be there.

Have fun tonight though =)

[I Rule MU]

Hahaha nice! Sounds extremely awsome. Shouldve gotten that lap dance Lee...

[GohanSSJ]

Quote: Originally Posted by MasterD

Sorry i missed it guys. If its any concelation i had a great night anyway lol!

Will you still be around tonight, would be awesome if you could come over, like right now.

[GiantRobert]

Just got home, was an awesome night. Seriously anyone thinking of going, just go for it! Well worth it. One word of advance, don't wear new shoes while walking aimlessly for hours :p Feet are proper hurting now :( Sorry I didn't stay for tonight but I could hardly stand lol, and had to get my sisters sat nav back to her.

Anyway Yohan pretty much covered most of the night cept a few bits. First being when everyone seemed to get 5 course meals while me, Ginger Joe, Chris Evins, Spidy and The Pimp only got one course. So we decided to go terrorise Manchester. Joe, Dan and Paul decided to make a game out of getting acknowledged. Joe waving his wand at everyone, Dan saying bless you and trying to get people to kiss his *cross* and Paul jumping onto statues, bins, trellises, fountains etc. I think spidy won hands down in the end. Meanwhile Flaming Pimp was busy breaking his cane over and over again :p and running after cars (? I still have no idea what that was about, he just started legging it after a car, lol) and of course attempting to sell us into whoring :p

During the wander, which lasted almost two hours in the end and destroyed my poor feet :(, we were making a video and almost gave some women a heart attack. I will upload the video at some point it just needs editing a bit first. You just hear the women scream in the background while her boyfriend is trying to calm her down and taking her into an alley :p We then tried to find a cash point, which strangely seems to be a hard thing to do in Manchester and they all have huge queues. Eventually we stopped off at some supermarket and queued up. Me and Flaming getting money while the trio entertained passers by.

Eventually we got back in touch with the rest of the group and were told to try meet them. We then preceded to go in pretty much every wrong direction we could trying to find a street. Eventually we found the restaurant again and terror was sent to collect us, who also got lost/couldn't be arsed to walk more than the street corner :p. We got a homeless guy to take us in the right direction and found terror on the way and two of exys mates. Ironically we ended up going to the strip club we had walked passed about three times.

As Yohan says we went to a few bars, got drunk and chatted to a few women. Geordie accent > Dutch accent! The Rock club was awesome. Got totally wasted in there so I don't remember that much. I do remember a certain admin chatting up a really fit lass next to the DJ booth, and hey we all got a kiss out of it so ftw. Much dancing and drinking later we left the club and headed to a take away.

Here I'm not sure what really happened being pretty wasted. Me, Joe, Dan and Paul were talking to flaming and raff and I think the rest of the group ran for the bus. As Flaming and raff were sleeping at his place we didn't realise the last bus was about to go. I tried to chase down gohan and exy but was drunk and tired and got lost. So I was alone in the middle of Manchester totally wasted. Yay me :p walked aimlessly around a bit and then decided to back track, eventually (thankfully!) finding Joe, Dan and Paul walking aimlessly as well. We then tried to find the bus station, which in a drunk state wasn't very easy. Eventually finding we had missed the last bus (and the revelation of why everyone had ran away from us :p) Deciding to get a taxi rather than staying out for a few more hours (much to Paul's protest) we eventually got back to lees, £40 poorer and I'm sure the taxi driver wasn't very impressed at us either. We were all drunk and he had no idea where he was going.

We then chilled out for a bit while everyone else was asleep. Boko and Paul went to bed while me, Dan and Joe chatted for a bit. I tried my sleeping bag for (what was boko's) couch with Dan. Kinda regretted it waking up a few hours later freezing cold with the sniffles :P Me and Boko went on our laptops for a bit (I went on more for the heat ><) Randomly falling asleep and waking up for a few hours eventually I awoke to find Yohans camera in my face.

Eventually everyone got up and Dan got out Guitar Hero 3. Me and Yohan totally sucking at it while Boko kicked our asses :p I'm sure the video will be uploaded at some point, but I did get better eventually! Then Paul had a go, and totally wooped all our asses. I can see why people love that game really, once you get good it must improve your reaction time so much.

Later on everyone went into Manchester and I went home. Sorry I didn't get to say bye to everyone, you all kinda ran away from me (which seemed to happen far too many times :p I blame the shoes!) Just want to say thanks to everyone for making me feel welcome and especially exy and ria for letting me come/crash at your house. Seriously you guys all own irl as much as you do online. <3 you guys :p

[MasterD]

Whos left at Lee's i might come up today just to say hi, i couldn't yesterday because i didnt get in until 10am from Friday night (stayed at some birds house lol) so was still over the limit to drive!

[GohanSSJ]

Right now everyone is still around, tonight i'm guessing it will be me, exy, boko, gabe, mental, spidey and whoever is left. Should still be good.

[-fedexer-]

After reading Yohan's and Robert's storys of the night, i must say it sounds like hell of alot of fun. Well i hope you all enjoy the rest of it ehh? and try and get Lee to do some will stuff he may regret later :P xD

[MentaL]

Im the pulling king"!

[GohanSSJ]

Yeah he's been pulling my penis all night!

[Sydvicious]

Lmao you guys were all so wasted! Sorry we had to go early and not come to the party but both me and Peebee have kids we had to get home too (boooo) but was fun meeting all you guys.

Still havent figured out who you all are apart from Mental and flaming, i just really dont do kissing crosses, burns my lips ;)

Hope you all had fun as me and Peebee both did and was def worth the 6 hr train journey coming up to see you all. Exy, was ace to see you again hunni, sorry me and peebee couldnt come back to yours as planned but we had a hotel room sorted for us and we set off back home after 3 hrs sleep and 4 hrs shopping in Manchester lol. Typical woman thing eh? :p

Love, Syd x x x x

P.S You owe me another dance and a kiss FlamingPimpy :p

[JC/Raiden]

Quote: Originally Posted by MentaL

Im the pulling king"!

Speaking of which, me and Gav are still woundered about being "pulled away from our meals" so too speak lol ;). If only we stayed at the bar we was in just before we went to Jillies for 5mins longer! lol. We'd of been bringing "company" back with us after the night had finished lol >_>

[Inspector Clouseau]

Yeah guys - they were lesbians.

[Commander Boko]

Quote: Originally Posted by Gingerberry

Yeah guys - they were lesbians.

That financial manager (or whatever occupation she had, she was on the left side of the table) was pretty hot though, lesbian or no lesbian!

[MentaL]

Gingerberry the third of gingerness couldn't pull the most open depressing women if it hit him in the face, for one.... i kept pulling all these mighty fine as bitches and sharing with my half ased jedi friend, now, these lesbians that he comments on are infact two gay male men, now.... of course at this point he lost all self esteem therefor the opposite looked very sexy by now.....


Later that night we had descovered he had taken these two men home , from the storys we heard one of them was a lazy pirate and the other was a cheese covered midget, from the storys discovered by our spy we have hardcoded so not to reveal his identity (felterror) had found that they have been participating in many sexual practices; such as

- helicoptor
- missionairy
- doggy style


Now, during the following morning The ginger master had been seen walking from hadfield station with a very nasty limp, further investigation concluded that he indeed had been raped up the arse and was infact now gay.

[exclamatio]

Quote: Originally Posted by MentaL

Gingerberry the third of gingerness couldn't pull the most open depressing women if it hit him in the face, for one.... i kept pulling all these mighty fine as bitches and sharing with my half ased jedi friend, now, these lesbians that he comments on are infact two gay male men, now.... of course at this point he lost all self esteem therefor the opposite looked very sexy by now.....


Later that night we had descovered he had taken these two men home , from the storys we heard one of them was a lazy pirate and the other was a cheese covered midget, from the storys discovered by our spy we have hardcoded so not to reveal his identity (felterror) had found that they have been participating in many sexual practices; such as

- helicoptor
- missionairy
- doggy style


Now, during the following morning The ginger master had been seen walking from hadfield station with a very nasty limp, further investigation concluded that he indeed had been raped up the arse and was infact now gay.

lmao i actually just spat my drink out

[Inspector Clouseau]

MentaL looks like Chris Evans.

Proof:


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