The Insulter NPC

[Zygon]

var status = 0;
var insults = ["You Suck!", "I Hope you burn in Hell!", "duck YOU!", "GO TO HELL!", "YOUR ADOPTED!", "GO duck YOURSELF!", "lady.", "Blow me witch!"];
var randint = Math.round(Math.floor(Math.random() * (insults.length + 1)));

function start() {
	cm.sendOk(insults[randint]);
	cm.dispose();
}

Enjoy!

 

[Ducky]

var status = 0;
var insults = ["You Suck!", "I Hope you burn in Hell!", "duck YOU!", "GO TO HELL!", "YOUR ADOPTED!", "GO duck YOURSELF!", "lady.", "Blow me witch!"];
var randint = Math.round(Math.floor(Math.random() * (insults.length + 1)));

function start() {
	cm.sendOk(insults[randint]);
	cm.dispose();
}

Enjoy!

lawl nice man,

although i wouldnt add this to my GMS-like server
where i care about my source(not really mine yet) ^-^

 

[Zygon]

lawl nice man,

although i wouldnt add this to my GMS-like server
where i care about my source(not really mine yet) ^-^

I just like taking up space. =)

 

[SpottedCow]

Hmm, simple yet cool.

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This NPC is like one of those people who believe in god, and yell at you in the street saying random poop like "YOU JUST BROKE A SIN YOUR GOING TO HELL BECAUSE GOD SAID SO."

 

[rogue1234567]

Spoiler

You must be really bored.

 

[Red Tape]

[/COLOR]This NPC is like one of those people who believe in god, and yell at you in the street saying random poop like "YOU JUST BROKE A SIN YOUR GOING TO HELL BECAUSE GOD SAID SO."

I loled at your amount of knowledge in religion. If I had the time, I would explain why that statement is just so ignorant and rude.

 

[SpottedCow]

I loled at your amount of knowledge in religion. If I had the time, I would explain why that statement is just so ignorant and rude.

Thanks. HeartStory sucks.

 

[X-Tasis]

status is not in use.

var insults = ["You Suck!", "I Hope you burn in Hell!", "duck YOU!", "GO TO HELL!", "YOUR ADOPTED!", "GO duck YOURSELF!", "lady.", "Blow me witch!"];

function start() {
	cm.sendOk(insults[parseInt(Math.random() * insults.length)]);
	cm.dispose();
}

 

[Red Tape]

Thanks. HeartStory sucks.

Thanks, I know -- but planning on changing that very soon.

 

[Zygon]

status is not in use.

var insults = ["You Suck!", "I Hope you burn in Hell!", "duck YOU!", "GO TO HELL!", "YOUR ADOPTED!", "GO duck YOURSELF!", "lady.", "Blow me witch!"];

function start() {
	cm.sendOk(insults[parseInt(Math.random() * insults.length)]);
	cm.dispose();
}

Shhh, don't tell them that! Let them figure it out. >_<

 

[SuperLol]

Shhh, don't tell them that! Let them figure it out. >_<

You're using the wrong "your"

 

[Zygon]

You're using the wrong "your"

Your wrong

 

[SharpAceX]

var status = 0;
var insults = ["You Suck!", "I Hope you burn in Hell!", "duck YOU!", "GO TO HELL!", "YOUR ADOPTED!", "GO duck YOURSELF!", "lady.", "Blow me witch!"];
var randint = Math.round(Math.floor(Math.random() * (insults.length + 1)));

function start() {
	cm.sendOk(insults[randint]);
	cm.dispose();
}

Enjoy!

Excuse me sir but you appear to be rounding after you floor. I'm going to need a detailed explanation behind this interesting design decision.

 

[Zygon]

Excuse me sir but you appear to be rounding after you floor. I'm going to need a detailed explanation behind this interesting design decision.

If you don't round, you'll have a square floor. Not a fan, prefer round floors for my circular Tesla-powered house.