This movie is about the stupidest movie ever, and the farthest thing from scary. It seems like it's supposed to be a comedy, but for some odd Ducking reason some website decided to put it on a "Top 10 Horror Movies on Netflix" list. The review for it seemed pretty good by this website, and it seemed like it would be pretty scary. Turns out the movie is about the utmost fucked up thing I have ever seen. It's not even scary it's like watching fucked up porn, seriously. Now, I don't want to spoil the movie just in case you're dumb enough to watch it after what I say next, but let me just explain the outline of it. It goes through every letter of the alphabet connecting the letter to a way of dying. It's like 1,000 ways to die, but they only chose the 26 most retarded ways that you could. This dumb butt movie also has 26 directors, one director for each stupid butt scene. So, the first letter is "A is for Apocalypse", but it literally has like nothing to do with any form of an apocalypse. I'll skip some in between, "C is for Cycle", but this makes no Ducking sense. "C" is like a Ducking fucked up and shorter version of the movie "Groundhog Day". "D is for Dogfight" is a sad Ducking scene, I almost Ducking cried out of sadness in this scene, this was supposed to be a horror movie not "Marley & Me". I kept on watching thinking, "Maybe it will get better." You guessed it, it did not get any better, in fact it got worse. So, I got to the letter F, and I am going to spoil this one just so you don't watch this stupid Ducking movie. "F is for Fart", I could not think of a funnier way of dying than death by flatulence, but even they fucked this up for me. So, the director for "F is for Fart" in my opinion is one sick bastard. So, the scene starts out with an Asian school girl who wonders why girls are so ashamed of farting. She farts, and her teacher comes over when she does and she gets embarrassed. This school girl is a lesbian and has a crush on her teacher. She wants to smell her teacher's farts... Yeah, and this isn't even the worst part. So, apparently some gas comes out of nowhere, "from God's butt," according to the girl. So, she and her teacher start running away. They find some random building, go inside, and the girl tells her teacher if she is going to die from gas, she wants it to be her teacher's gas. Boom she farts in her face, and somehow she gets sucked up into the teacher's butt. At the end of this scene, you see her inside the teacher's butt. The teacher somehow ends up in her own butt with the schoolgirl. Boom Asian Lesbian porn, and cut to next scene. Now, I'm not against any Asians or Lesbians or porn for that matter haha, but when I'm trying to watch a "horror" movie and this comes up in it. That's where I draw the line.