There are 5 gay guys in a pool. One farts who was it?
The one in the back.
Took me a sec to get this one...
Here's another programmer joke, idk if this is short enough...
Three developers go to the restroom. The first engineer finishes his business, washes his hands and uses 20 paper towels to dry his hands. He looks at the other two developers and says "I'm a Microsoft Engineer, we are taught to be very thorough". The Second developer finishes up, washes his hands and uses 1 paper towel to dry his hands. He looks over at the other two and says "I'm a Google Engineer, we are taught to be thorough, but also very efficient." The last developer finishes up and walks past the sinks without washing his hands. He turns to the other two developers and says "I'm a Linux developer, we don't piss on our hands."
And now for some classic Blonde jokes.
How do you get a one-armed Blonde out of a tree? Wave.
How do you drown a Blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Why did the Blonde jump off the roof of the skyscraper? She wanted to test her new maxi-pads with wings.
What do you call three blonds standing next to each other? A wind tunnel.
What did the Blonde say to her boyfriend when he blew into her ear? Thanks for the refill.