Things that nobody told you about life but should have

[Mucski]

Take it with a grain of salt.

 

[Droppy]

I think this line fits you, OP:

"[...] This will doom you to a life of shattered expectations as you have already spent about 30% of your existence watching sitcoms."

And

"[...] But if you don't like your plane, you're out of luck."

I strongly disagree with that line. I ain't living on this planet forever. Perhaps I'm moving to a different realm of reality once I'm ded! actually wont cuz hell is beneath us