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Old 04-24-2007   #1 (permalink)
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[tXt] Peter Kay's Universal Truths

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No. 13 did it for me. I still do it tbh. 8-D
  1. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
  2. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
  3. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is
    when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
  4. You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green
    crisps.
  5. Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a
    calculator
  6. Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
  7. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a
    fire in your back garden.
  8. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
  9. You never know where to look when eating a banana.
  10. Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a
    bouncy ball.
  11. Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your
    school.
  12. the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is
    to call your teacher mum or dad.
  13. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed
    half way through and then raced against the flush.
  14. Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
  15. You never ever run out of salt.
  16. There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when
    you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
  17. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
  18. Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who
    has had their arm broken by a swan.
  19. the most painful household incident is wearing socks and
    stepping on an upturned plug.
  20. People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
  21. You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin
    piece of wood aside specifically to stir paint with.
  22. Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

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You never know where to look when eating a banana.
So True =]. Exactly why I don't eat banana's in public places hahah. Its the most sexual fruit.
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Re: Peter Kay's Universal Truths

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a
calculator.

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a
fire in your back garden.

10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as a schoolchild is to call your
teacher mum or dad.

18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the
first given opportunity.

19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way
through and then raced against the flush.

21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

24) You never ever run out of salt.

25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got
your hand or head stuck in something.

28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

34) Bricks are horrible to carry.

35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

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31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
Soo true... get a car and slam your own doors... :zippy:
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  1. Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a
    bouncy ball.
Omg! I've never thought of that but... omg... that's so true lol
You would never notice it but, yah there is always a bouncy ball in the garden... huh
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20. <--- lol i think i did that quite a lot of times ...
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The 9th one made me laugh...damn am a pervert.. :P
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Re: [tXt] Peter Kay's Universal Truths

haha, omg, I once ran out of salt :O for quite few days we did cos noone knew what to do!
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