[txt] Probably One of the Funniest Jokes Ever :)

[Merriken]

One day, Robert, a 10 year old kid comes in from school with a huge grin.

Mom Sais, "Robert, how was school? Why are you so happy today?"

Robert Sais, "I fucked my english teacher today!

Mom sais, "You WHAT?!"

Robert sais, "Yes, I fucked my english teacher! tt1: "

Mom sais angrily, "Go to your room! When your dad comes in from work he'll have a serious talk with you."

Robert sais, "ok "

After a couple of hours, dad walks in the room with a small grin on his face.

Dad sais, "Son, I heard you fucked your english teacher today.

Robert sais, "Yeah dad! It was awesome!"

Dad sais," You know what.... Congratulations! I'm going to get you the bike you've always wanted!"

Robert sais, "Instead of a bike can i get something else? My butt kinda hurts right now...



[/LIST]IF YOU DONT GET IT:
The joke is in "my butt kinda hurts". His english teacher is a guy and they were having anal sex....

 

[WulfgarXX]

Re: Probably One of the Funniest Jokes Ever

Lame copy of another joke, the original is much better.

 

[Adde]

Re: Probably One of the Funniest Jokes Ever

Nah, this isnt funny..

 

[vLife]

Re: Probably One of the Funniest Jokes Ever

Umm.....
What the ..
Have not seen nothing funny to me

 

[[eek!]Selena!]

Re: Probably One of the Funniest Jokes Ever

o_o. EHM. I didnt even Grin . FLAIL D;!

 

[NTV]

Re: Probably One of the Funniest Jokes Ever

hate the ending. disgusting that means the dad doesn't know his son is gay unless his dad is gay too.

 

[ChronoTrigger]

Re: Probably One of the Funniest Jokes Ever

Wtf? That wasn't funny in the slightest. That was just Ducking stupid.

 

[DrMido0o89]

Re: Probably One of the Funniest Jokes Ever

this is a bad joke

 

[HoodyKid]

Re: Probably One of the Funniest Jokes Ever

I heard this before or something similar.
The fact that you explain the joke makes it whack. Let them say 'i dun getit'.

 

[iNs@nE]

Re: Probably One of the Funniest Jokes Ever

Heard way too many times and you screwed the joke using the current thread title if you ask me.

 

[DarkKnightH20]

Re: Probably One of the Funniest Jokes Ever

From all the above posts I guess I'll be the first one to say--

lawl

 

[haOx3]

Re: Probably One of the Funniest Jokes Ever

Wtf? That wasn't funny in the slightest. That was just Ducking stupid.

I laughed at your sig instead of the joke .