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One day, Robert, a 10 year old kid comes in from school with a huge grin.
Mom Sais, "Robert, how was school? Why are you so happy today?"
Robert Sais, "I fucked my english teacher today!
Mom sais, "You WHAT?!"
Robert sais, "Yes, I fucked my english teacher! tt1: "
Mom sais angrily, "Go to your room! When your dad comes in from work he'll have a serious talk with you."
Robert sais, "ok "
After a couple of hours, dad walks in the room with a small grin on his face.
Dad sais, "Son, I heard you fucked your english teacher today.
Robert sais, "Yeah dad! It was awesome!"
Dad sais," You know what.... Congratulations! I'm going to get you the bike you've always wanted!"
Robert sais, "Instead of a bike can i get something else? My butt kinda hurts right now...
[/LIST]IF YOU DONT GET IT:
The joke is in "my butt kinda hurts". His english teacher is a guy and they were having anal sex....
Mom Sais, "Robert, how was school? Why are you so happy today?"
Robert Sais, "I fucked my english teacher today!
Mom sais, "You WHAT?!"
Robert sais, "Yes, I fucked my english teacher! tt1: "
Mom sais angrily, "Go to your room! When your dad comes in from work he'll have a serious talk with you."
Robert sais, "ok "
After a couple of hours, dad walks in the room with a small grin on his face.
Dad sais, "Son, I heard you fucked your english teacher today.
Robert sais, "Yeah dad! It was awesome!"
Dad sais," You know what.... Congratulations! I'm going to get you the bike you've always wanted!"
Robert sais, "Instead of a bike can i get something else? My butt kinda hurts right now...
[/LIST]IF YOU DONT GET IT:
The joke is in "my butt kinda hurts". His english teacher is a guy and they were having anal sex....