Wrong Levels
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Don’t Try to Steal a Calendar
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
A Laughing Motorcycle
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
Toucans
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Soda to the Head
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Brain Transplant
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Mistake on the Calendar
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Tender Wood
A termite walks into a bar and says, “Where is the bar tender?”
Burial Plot
I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
Bicycle and Tricycle
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.