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    Unappreciated Jokes!


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    HELLLOOOOO!

    Man do I love jokes! So I'm gonna keep constantly updating this thread with any jokes which I find to be quite hilarious to spread the laughter and joy to everybody else on here :D If you have any jokes which you are willing to share , don't be too shy and go ahead and share it! Contribution is much appreciated :) <3

    Jokes shared can be anything such as texts, videos , puns , images or whatever. Keep it clean and professional. No racist/sexist/offensive jokes allowed.

    So here's a few that I found :)

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    There were 2 monkeys going to take a bath. The first monkey went into the bath tub and started shouting "hu hu ah ah!"

    The second monkey suggested, "Well , why don't you try putting in some ice cubes?"


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    I'll try my best to constantly be updating this thread.

    Enjoy! ^^

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    Re: Unappreciated Jokes!

    Here's more jokes!

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    A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

    A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. When it’s over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. “What’s going on?” he asks a cemetery worker.

    “It’s Beethoven,” says the worker. “He’s decomposing.”

    A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?” The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”



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    Last edited by Vaulient; 30-06-17 at 11:13 AM.
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    Re: Unappreciated Jokes!

    More jokes for the day!

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    Re: Unappreciated Jokes!

    Haha aye matey!!

    These are more like clever puns. But still it brought a smile! Thanks matey!
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    Re: Unappreciated Jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by Riizq View Post
    Haha aye matey!!

    These are more like clever puns. But still it brought a smile! Thanks matey!
    Oo! Yay support \^___^/ I'm glad you enjoyed it buddy :) I'll be sure to update this thread on a daily basis. Stay tuned :D
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    Re: Unappreciated Jokes!

    Today's update!

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    1. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

    2. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

    3. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong"

    4. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.


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    Re: Unappreciated Jokes!

    Today's update!

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    Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
    The other one says, "I’m a big metal fan."

    My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances.
    Well, she's in for a shock.
    A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.
    He then proceeded to draw his weapon.


    A boy asks his Dad one day, "Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"
    His Dad replies, "Because she was conceived in Paris."
    The boy says, "Ahh, thanks Dad."
    His Dad says, "You're welcome, Backseat."


    Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
    It means a lot.


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    Re: Unappreciated Jokes!

    Today's update!

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    What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
    Roberto

    What's it called when you lend money to a bison?
    A BUFFA-LOAN!

    How does an octopus go to war?
    WELL-ARMED
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    Re: Unappreciated Jokes!

    And for today!

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    oh and I'm leaving this for @retep998

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    Re: Unappreciated Jokes!

    Here's more for today!

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    @retep998
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    Re: Unappreciated Jokes!

    Here's more for today! (Sorry for the late update, t'was busy in rl life)

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    Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

    A: About three pounds, including the urn.

    Q: Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?
    A: So he can get oxygen to his brain.

    What do you call it when you get pissed off about your cow's abortion?
    Having a cow over your cow not having a cow
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    Re: Unappreciated Jokes!

    Good golly! More?!

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    At the mall, my five-year-old grandson joined the other children in line waiting to sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap. When it was his turn, Jake didn’t move; he just stared.
    “Don’t you want to sit on the 
bunny’s lap?” I asked.
    “No!” he shouted. “There’s 
a man in his mouth!”

    My sister-in-law was teaching Sunday school class. The topic for the day: Easter Sunday and the 
resurrection of Christ.
    “What did Jesus do on this day?” she asked. There was no response, 
so she gave her students a hint: 
“It starts with the letter R.”
    One boy blurted, “Recycle!”
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    Re: Unappreciated Jokes!

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    Re: Unappreciated Jokes!

    Here's another update! Sorry for the delay , t'was busy in rl.

    Tis' be quite a long video but it's worth a watch :)

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    Last edited by Vaulient; 13-07-17 at 01:51 PM.
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    Re: Unappreciated Jokes!

    Today's update! :)

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    Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

    Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

    I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.




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