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HELLLOOOOO!

Man do I love jokes! So I'm gonna keep constantly updating this thread with any jokes which I find to be quite hilarious to spread the laughter and joy to everybody else on here :D If you have any jokes which you are willing to share , don't be too shy and go ahead and share it! Contribution is much appreciated :) <3

Jokes shared can be anything such as texts, videos , puns , images or whatever. Keep it clean and professional. No racist/sexist/offensive jokes allowed.

So here's a few that I found :)

There were 2 monkeys going to take a bath. The first monkey went into the bath tub and started shouting "hu hu ah ah!"

The second monkey suggested, "Well , why don't you try putting in some ice cubes?"

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I'll try my best to constantly be updating this thread.

Enjoy! ^^

Staff mention: Unphased , LordDemonMan . Please do keep an eye on this thread, hopefully nobody would start flaming or posting offensive things or whatever.
 
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Here's more jokes!

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Casual humor:



A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. When it’s over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. “What’s going on?” he asks a cemetery worker.

“It’s Beethoven,” says the worker. “He’s decomposing.”

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?” The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”

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More jokes for the day!

Puns:

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Haha aye matey!!

These are more like clever puns. But still it brought a smile! Thanks matey!
 
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Haha aye matey!!

These are more like clever puns. But still it brought a smile! Thanks matey!

Oo! Yay support \^___^/ I'm glad you enjoyed it buddy :) I'll be sure to update this thread on a daily basis. Stay tuned :D
 
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Today's update!

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Casual Humor:

1. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

2. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

3. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong"

4. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

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Today's update!

Featured for the day:



Casual Humor:

Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other one says, "I’m a big metal fan."

My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances.
Well, she's in for a shock.
A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.


A boy asks his Dad one day, "Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"
His Dad replies, "Because she was conceived in Paris."
The boy says, "Ahh, thanks Dad."
His Dad says, "You're welcome, Backseat."


Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot.

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Today's update!

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Casual Humor:

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto

What's it called when you lend money to a bison?
A BUFFA-LOAN!

How does an octopus go to war?
WELL-ARMED
 
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Here's more for today! (Sorry for the late update, t'was busy in rl life)

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Casual humor:
Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.

Q: Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?
A: So he can get oxygen to his brain.

What do you call it when you get pissed off about your cow's abortion?
Having a cow over your cow not having a cow
 
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Good golly! More?!

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Jokes:

At the mall, my five-year-old grandson joined the other children in line waiting to sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap. When it was his turn, Jake didn’t move; he just stared.
“Don’t you want to sit on the 
bunny’s lap?” I asked.
“No!” he shouted. “There’s 
a man in his mouth!”

My sister-in-law was teaching Sunday school class. The topic for the day: Easter Sunday and the 
resurrection of Christ.
“What did Jesus do on this day?” she asked. There was no response, 
so she gave her students a hint: 
“It starts with the letter R.”
One boy blurted, “Recycle!”
 
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Here's another update! Sorry for the delay , t'was busy in rl.

Tis' be quite a long video but it's worth a watch :)

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Today's update! :)

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[video]https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aoOpEgn_460sv.mp4[/video]​

Casual humor:


Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.

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More!

Today's update! :)

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Casual humor:


A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, "That's amazing. How did you get that?"
The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub it and make a wish. He rubs the bottle, and a puff of smoke pops out and tells him that he can have one wish. So the man thinks and says, "I wish I had a million bucks."
The genie says, "OK, go outside, and your wish will be granted."
The man goes outside, but all he finds are ducks filling the sky and roads. He goes back in and tells his friend what happend, and his friend replies, "I know. Did you really think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?"

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Sorry for the late update. My health has been pretty poop lately.

update for today.

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Couldn't update cuz my laptop broke down, got a new lappy now.

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