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OMG! I was so caught up playing Watch Dogs I forgot about the existence of this thread :S So sorry

Here's an update.

 
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Shieeettt! I'm so sorry for the late update, I've been quite caught up with personal affairs. Here's a quick update to get the activity flowing:

 
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I feel so bad for updating late. :( Sorry but i just cant seem to find some good contents. Here's today update:

 
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Puns:

Wrong Levels

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.


Don’t Try to Steal a Calendar

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.


A Laughing Motorcycle

What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.


Toucans

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.


Soda to the Head

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.


Brain Transplant

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.


Mistake on the Calendar

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.


Tender Wood

A termite walks into a bar and says, “Where is the bar tender?”


Burial Plot

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.


Bicycle and Tricycle

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
 
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Today's update :

http://www.funnybeing.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Nothing-Will-duck-Up-As-Much-As-600x755.png

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Random jokes:

Not Safe For Symphony

Q: Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?

A: Too much sax and violins.

Beethoven Today

Q: What is Beethoven doing now?

A: De-composing


A Descending Chord

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A: A-flat minor

Country Music, Backwards

Q: What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?

A: New Age music.

New Age, Backwards

Q: Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
A: To get away from the noise.
 
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