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Some Yo Mama jokes

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Maybe most of u heard this already
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Yo mama was so ugly when she was youn she was fed by a slingshot
Yo mama was stupid she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama was so ugly she did trick or treat witha phone call
Yo mama was so ugly she made blind kids cry
Yo mama was so poor robbers leave money
Yo mama was so stupid she saw a sign "Airport Left" and she went home
Yo mama was so poor she told ur little sister santa died
 
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Yo mama so dumb she put a battery up her butt and said "i got the power"
Yo mama she tried to throw a bird of a cliff.
Yo mama so dumb she got run over by a parked car.
 
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Yo mommas so fat she jumped in air and got stuck..
Yo mommas so far she uses Texas as her tanning bed..
 
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YO mama so poor that she scare people at halloween
Yo mama so fat that she uses mexico whole country as chair for her ^^
 
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you mom jokes class
 
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Your mom is so fat, when sits around the house...she sits AROUND the house.
Your mom so fat and ugly she has to get up early to shave all her chins.

yea that's all I got, I wasn't one for your mama jokes...I just usually hit the other person ;)
 
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a goldfish
 
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shut up before i thro all yo mom into the ocean and cause the end
 
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Yo momma so fat she put a yellow coat on and people started yelling taxi :eek:

-Gnobe
 
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your mama so fat, i saw her in the middle of the road and tried to drive around her, but i ran out of gas TWICE
 
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Yo momma so fat, people run around her for excercise.
Yo momma so fat, people mistook her for a beached whale while she was getting a tan
 
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Yo MAMA JOKES!

LOL - u ppl better not get me started on yo mama jokes ^_^

Here's a few me and my friends bag each other with:

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to EVERYONE
Yo mama is so fat when she goes in the restaurant she looks at the menu and goes; "Ok"
Yo mama is so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama is so fat she has to put her lipstick on with a paint roller
Yo mama is so fat she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama is so fat u have to take a train and 2 buses jsut to get on her good side
Yo mama is so fat she has to wake up in sections
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a boogar came out of George Washington's nose
Yo mama is so fat the national weather service gives a name to each of her farts

Yo mama is so ugly they gonna move halloween to her birthday
Yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry
Yo mama is so ugly when she goes to the beach - cats try to put sand on her

Yo mama is so old when she was in school - they didnt have history
Yo mama is so old when i told her to act her own age, she died
 
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