[TXT]Man Falls Asleep At Church

[steva]

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ***!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.

 

[SkylineMaster]

lolz i already knew that was commin still good one tho

 

[Chaos2k3]

Dude, That is so funny. Well done, Bravo, Now thats why the 100th never came out. But to give birth to 99 children, Just imagine guys thats like being kicked in the balls 3 times each child birth, so 99 x 3 = 297 times.

 

[InZan3]

Dude, That is so funny. Well done, Bravo, Now thats why the 100th never came out. But to give birth to 99 children, Just imagine guys thats like being kicked in the balls 3 times each child birth, so 99 x 3 = 297 times.

Ah shaddup u are not funny :sq_yellow

Nice joke dude! :kisss:

 

[Akai]

That was funny

 

[(kolos)]

=)))) making fun of religion =)) i like it

 

[iNs@nE]

Dude, That is so funny. Well done, Bravo, Now thats why the 100th never came out. But to give birth to 99 children, Just imagine guys thats like being kicked in the balls 3 times each child birth, so 99 x 3 = 297 times.

Why the hell does this guy always talk about getting kicked in the balls? He made this whole long thread regarding that. You dont want my CAT to deal with you. He's already pissed off.

Btw dude, The joke was funny..LOL'ed..

 

[George]

nice

 

[Unleashed Hell]

lol nice one!

 

[Mario_Party]

Old, but still funny

 

[yizun]

Ahahaha thats great I was expecting something like that but still very funny

 

[Siricle]

LOL! so funny. haha. nice joke.