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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    0wn3d!!!11

    lol, to cut story short- me, mum, bro were at teh park
    mum wanted me to show-off sum of meh Martial arts moves
    she wanted my bro to be a target, but he didn't know wat to do
    so she showed him, AND KICKED ME IN THE FACE!!

    I GOT KICKED IN THE FACE BY MY MUM!!!11
    TAKE ALBOUT GETTING OWNED XD !!

    (btw, i'm about 3 inches taller than her)
    boy did i feel liek teh noob :pig:

    so anyone else got their own personal stories of getting owned?
    (comon, it cant be worse than mine :P)


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    Grand Master sutsurikeru is offline
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    only thing thts im gettin owned by is ur sig, its owning my eyes pretty bad

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    Sorcerer Supreme R3D is offline
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    LOL! Awsome mum u got :D

    Once not long ago, i played chess with my lil bro (7 years old) and i lost (cant play it) :P

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    Grand Master b1zn4tch is offline
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    i ate a whole pizza 2 days ago then got punched in the balls and almost threw up.

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    lol, owned indeed b1z *ow*

    sutsurikeru: thats wat happens wen there r so many sigg colors available, but not enough place to fit a sigg of each color :P

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    Grand Master Jack is offline
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    Losing an arm wrestle to my mum about 4 years ago.. Haven't tried since - I'm afraid :P

    Btw, rancord.com doesn't work o_O

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    Grand Master Ionic & Schizo is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by rishwin
    sutsurikeru: thats wat happens wen there r so many sigg colors available, but not enough place to fit a sigg of each color :P
    Make one of each color and use random images: http://forum.ragezone.com/showthread.php?t=45807

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    Grand Master Gabrieth is offline
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    Humm yeah I got owned
    we where at a party one night and this girl said she would own me by drinking more then me and I was like what the hell a cute girl like this could never beat me ><
    But did I get my betting she won 12-9 cups and not normal whine cups full wisky cups :/
    I was wasted so bad that night ^^

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    Grand Master Blaminator is offline
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    that story is so lame i dont even know where to start

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaminator
    that story is so lame i dont even know where to start
    whos story ?!

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    Grand Master Sephiro! is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaminator
    that story is so lame i dont even know where to start
    Quotes are very nice ya know ?
    well the biggest own i got was...a lil girlie kicked in my balls in the shopping centre ... o_o"

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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    lol last night at my friends house hes having a bbq and we all a little drunka nd we found out if the dog thinks ppl are fighting itl go crazy and attack 1 of them

    its only a tiny little dog so it was quite funny lol

    at one point every1 was tired so dan whos house it was, goes hey some1 hit me see if he dog will do it again so rick whos sat next to me gets up and kicks him in the face!

    it was hilarious and totaly uncalled for, rofl i did!
    it wasnt a hard kick but it was so unexpected dan was completely owned

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    Grand Master Gabrieth is offline
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    Hehe soft kicks can hurt and bad depdning on how evil the perosn is ><

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    Grand Master Shift is offline
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    My god, somebody kill that sig.

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    Grand Master Gabrieth is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shift
    My god, somebody kill that sig.
    Maby u shoudl warn him for eye killing ><

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    Grand Master Shift is offline
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    Warned: Eye Killing

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    Member Angel_Of_Death is offline
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    Nice Mommy ! ! !

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    Grand Master devilru is offline
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    Just ask her for a new computer since she humiliated you

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    Grand Master WYWH is offline
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    last night was at some girl and she has this small, ugly and deformed dog(lag all messed up), so I come to pet the dog(just one stroke), and it started to bark and bite me... I got so scared and jumped like a little gal... was funny tho.
    lol

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    Member Angel_Of_Death is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by zorobz
    last night was at some girl and she has this small, ugly and deformed dog(lag all messed up), so I come to pet the dog(just one stroke), and it started to bark and bite me... I got so scared and jumped like a little gal... was funny tho.
    lol
    =P =P =P

    Nice one...

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    Grand Master Kenneth the Tree is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by zorobz
    last night was at some girl and she has this small, ugly and deformed dog(lag all messed up), so I come to pet the dog(just one stroke), and it started to bark and bite me... I got so scared and jumped like a little gal... was funny tho.
    lol
    Seems like you still are xD!

    Owned...hmm. Everytime i take the piss when i'm walking some where with my friends i ALWAYS drop :thumbdown. Like one time we were walking home from boys brigade (Yeah i know...owned already :SniperHea .) And the place we wnet to was called, 'Wesleys Chapel'. Well i started taking the piss out of the name by singing off key cause it's a church and i droped so hard i bruised my ankle :49: ... Thinking about it it was quite funny...well my bro and friend found it funny :D



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