[+18] Thoughts that run through your head when caught?

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Originally Posted by LightWarrior

wacking off gives you cancer.

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It also makes one of your arms stronger than the other.

I've been doing it daily for years. I never get caught (:

My GF masturbates while at work, beat that.

I always make sure I'm alone when I masturbate, it's a bit akward to get caught.

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Originally Posted by LightWarrior

wacking off gives you cancer.

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Don't forget it can also make your eyesight worse and shrink your balls!

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Originally Posted by WulfgarXX

My GF masturbates while at work, beat that.

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that's lol

So..you just made a public post on a forum about how "Gregory" caught you beating your meat. Oh, and you have a roommate and you are 16? So ole' Greg is your brother right?

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Originally Posted by WulfgarXX

My GF masturbates while at work, beat that.

I always make sure I'm alone when I masturbate, it's a bit akward to get caught.

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Are you sure she's ever alone when she does it? :laugh:

next thing you'll know is that her boss got your gf pregnant

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Originally Posted by WulfgarXX

My GF masturbates while at work, beat that.

I always make sure I'm alone when I masturbate, it's a bit akward to get caught.

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i can beat that:cool:

Never been caught before.. Or well, when I was 16 or so I was home on new years eve and farmed honor in warsong gulch (world of warcraft) with Curse Gaming to reach Rank 14 before they implemented the new honor system.

I had a victory wank and I got caught. When I alt-tabbed up quickly my PC froze and I just shut down the monitor. I've never been so embarrassed in my life. Luckily they didn't see my wanking, only watching porn.

And yes, Victory wanks ftw.

Solution: Don't fap.

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Originally Posted by Kian2

So..you just made a public post on a forum about how "Gregory" caught you beating your meat. Oh, and you have a roommate and you are 16? So ole' Greg is your brother right?

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Ole' Gregory is my cousin, we share a room in my aunts house. :O

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Originally Posted by Mike

Are you sure she's ever alone when she does it? :laugh:

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I lol'd
Seriously where and why would she unless her boss was giving her a good dicking.

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Originally Posted by Flawz

Never been caught before.. Or well, when I was 16 or so I was home on new years eve and farmed honor in warsong gulch (world of warcraft) with Curse Gaming to reach Rank 14 before they implemented the new honor system.

I had a victory wank and I got caught. When I alt-tabbed up quickly my PC froze and I just shut down the monitor. I've never been so embarrassed in my life. Luckily they didn't see my wanking, only watching porn.

And yes, Victory wanks ftw.

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I often have myself a Victory wank as well.

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Originally Posted by Sparkly

Solution: Don't fap.

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impossible :(

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Originally Posted by WulfgarXX

My GF masturbates while at work, beat that.

I always make sure I'm alone when I masturbate, it's a bit akward to get caught.

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Means you ain't hittin it right.

I don't do anything, I just keep going.

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Originally Posted by WulfgarXX

My GF masturbates while at work, beat that.

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Lol, that's not something to beat.. Obviously she isn't getting satisfied :P.

showers ftw.. or get someone else to do it!

Man, I hate wanking it in the shower. It takes too long, then the water gets cold, and there's a risk of slipping and hurting myself. Not a risk I am willing to take.

Masterbate while riding a mechanical bull, it's uber.

hahaha, no way.. the hot water never gets cold.. oh masturbating on the rainbow donkey FTW!

How could we have forgotten the donkey?! Its colorful colors enable maximum pleasure.

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Originally Posted by Savage

Man, I hate wanking it in the shower. It takes too long, then the water gets cold, and there's a risk of slipping and hurting myself. Not a risk I am willing to take.

Masterbate while riding a mechanical bull, it's uber.

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Wet semen feels like a new material.
o.O

lol fail sorry spam

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Originally Posted by WulfgarXX

My GF masturbates while at work, beat that.

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... self-owned.

My grandmother found my dildo underneat my bed I was shocked.

never got caught. always stick the radio on when im with my bf tho. shame that kiss 100 have adverts about erection problems and then we start cracking up. we just find it ironic.

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Originally Posted by DixieGirl0_0

My grandmother found my dildo underneat my bed I was shocked.

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That's a new one... :ehh: