A joke

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  1. #1
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    A joke

    Salesman: ok, here is a brand new washing cleaner. It can clean any stain from any clothes and give it a nice fragrant. Who will come right up to test it out?

    Butcher: I will. MY apron is covered in blood i have tried weeks to get it out.

    Salesman: Ok ill give it a try.

    *Into the warm, out of the warm, into the cold, out of the cold, up to my nose, smells like a rose, up to the light, it shines so bright*

    Butcher: wow that's amazing, its almost like new.

    Salesman: Who else will try?

    Coal miner: here, my overalls.

    Salesman: Alright, ill give them a whirl.

    *Into the warm, out of the warm, into the cold, out of the cold, up to my nose, smells like a rose, up to the light, it shines so bright*

    Coal miner: wow that stuff it really good.

    Salesman: who else?

    Women: Here try it on my under pants

    *Into the warm, out of the warm, into the cold, out of the cold, up to my nose, back into the warm*


  2. #2
    Hm. foxx is offline
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    Re: A joke

    tl.

  3. #3
    Grand Master ChewBecca is offline
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    Re: A joke

    took me a while to get that

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    Clean Title For Xen Laz-low is offline
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    Re: A joke

    I still don't get it.

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    Grand Master ChewBecca is offline
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    Re: A joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Laz-low View Post
    I still don't get it.
    shes a very dirty woman.

  6. #6
    change my name already! I Rule MU is offline
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    Re: A joke

    :bad::bad::bad::bad:

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    Re: A joke

    hohhoooho heelarious.

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    Re: A joke

    any one got any more, am fresh out

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    The Gamma..? EliteGM is offline
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    Re: A joke

    Once there was this dude on RZ called 'Name?'

    His posts were so full of fail that all of RZ suffered, but..

    WE WILL CONQUER!


    Now that's a joke.

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    Re: A joke

    Really? I guess only u found it funny. As i didnt.

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    Re: A joke

    Quote Originally Posted by EliteGM View Post
    Once there was this dude on RZ called 'EliteGM'

    He tried to be sarcastic but failed miserably. So next time he shouldnt try to flame anyone..

    WE WILL KICK HIS ASS!


    Now that's a joke.
    Fixed it for ya



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