Am I a Chav?

[Nik-C]

Seriously? Am I a chav

To be fair I think im the complete opposite of a chav but people on faceparty keep calling me a chav. Its really pissing me off now because I'm nothing like a chav..

a chav to me is this...

Listens to Dance Music, Hard House, Hardcore etc. Which I don't I am TOTALLY URBAN, I find it really hard to like any other sort of music if it is not Hip-Hop or R&B. I like the occasional pop song.

Talks like this... "Ere r mate wot d fuk r u on abtz?" Which is really fucking annoying and I don't speak like that

They Dress in Trackies (or for you americans Sweat Pants) and a stripy jumper with their pants tucked into their socks and wear rockport boots or Nike Shox. Whis again pisses me off! I'm a fashion Guru! I wouldn't leav the house like that even if some1 paid me. I really don't get it.

In order to leave my house I HAVE to have a shower which I them, shampoo, condition my hair. Then clense my face with sum spot wash, and facial scrub. Then I use shower gel and then use soap to really wash my feet and hands.

When I get out the shower I either shave or style my beard. Then I use moisteriser (spelling?) Then I dry my hair and if its goin curly at the back I straighten it. Then style it after I get dressed. Etc.

An chav just use shitty "Wet Look Gel" from the corner shop 59p or somthin and they all have short back and sides.

I go to a hair stylist, use TIGI Bed Head moulding glue which costs near enough

[MentaL]

[MentaL]

Ur not a chav ur a chocolate boy as my gf says ;P

[Nik-C]

from hey arnold? :P

Looking it up on Google now lol.

[Hydra]

I'm more of a fucking girl than a chav I think!

You said it!

[0celot]

From what I've read you don't sound like a chav at all tbh -- Though I don't know you and so I cant be sure :D

Btw, I heard chav stands for:
"Coucil House Agressive and Violent" - not you from what you've said.

However, I am unfortunate enough to know a couple of chavs personally (as will most people in north london) and they mostly listen garage and hip-hop. Obvioulsy I'm sure all chavs are different (they're people too believe it or not) but from the ones I know they mostly listen to Urban as opposed to what you suggested. Not saying you're a chav cause you listen tourban music, just telling you of my experience.

wow.. long reply -- time for bed :D

[theRAGE]

What a crazy language you Brits speak...

From reading some of what you wrote... I'm guessing a "chav" is the British equivalent of a "wigger"?

with their pants tucked into their socks

Yep. Definitely sounds like a wigger.

From what you wrote you sure don't sound like a wigger... or a "chav" as you like to call it :P

[cycoextreme]

nope definatley not a "chav" or w/e but more like gay

[Tupac]

haha dude u aint a chav m8 :P chavs dont av style ;)

and they like rave which id listen to if i wanted to kill me self lol

[Kaoii]

what the hell is a chav

[Hybr!d]

What in the world is a chav btw??

[Tupac]

a tracksuit warrior lol
a bag head if u will
www.chavscum.co.uk

[Steely]

chav = http://www.chavscum.co.uk/4images/da...icture_014.jpg

your not a chav nik if anything your a euro boy :P

[Wilz0rg]

rofl, sounds kinda weird. but ive checked that website and U MUST NOT BE a chav.

[exclamatio]

m8 ive met you and u are not a chav :tp:

[Shinjo]

Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats,

Whats ever you like to call em, there all chavs Kaoii :P


if you ever wanna find a chav heres how:
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/howto.php

[ipixel]

Ur not a chav ur a chocolate boy as my gf says ;P

ROF.

Not exactly nik ;x

[exclamatio]

http://chavscum.co.uk/4images/details.php?image_id=2799

seriously...

what the fucking shit are they thinking when they wake up and get dressed like that

its beyond me it really is

[bottom kicker]

actually chavs drive round on mopheds(or watevr the scooters are called)
they wear what u said
they can afford to listen to music(or get a pc to d/l music)
they speak like "ite m8.init!ill f*kn smash 'im up 4 ya bruvs"

[[SoI]]

I'm more of a fucking girl than a chav I think!
What do you lot think?

:yes:
it sounds like someone is just trying to piss you off by calling you a chav

[Mirved]

i listen to hardhouse and i wear totally different cloths... i geuss again its an english thing :)

[-=sIN=-]

You guys need to see real Chavs.
http://langhamboiz.moonfruit.com/
This is what i see all day in school.

[Hydra]

You guys need to see real Chavs.
http://langhamboiz.moonfruit.com/
This is what i see all day in school.

London's full of them lol.

[bottom kicker]

You guys need to see real Chavs.
http://langhamboiz.moonfruit.com/
This is what i see all day in school.

LOL ultimate chavs

in surrey mc donalds is called chav donalds since al the chavs hang out there lol

[-=sIN=-]

London's full of them lol.

Mostly in the North.
Ill live in the east and its fine here not a lot of them.

[0celot]

Unfortunately 'tis true. North London especially. See them whenever I go out with mates.