Well first off we started to drink some beer at like 12:00 in the morning because well it's ascension and we celebrate it like that in Holland than we went to my friends barbeque drink some more there and we were wasted then like we did we BIKED to a club wich was like 3 hours biking normally but with our drunk heads 5 hours we had a case of Grolsch beer too wich has like 24 bottle of 250ML beer in it so we were pretty wasted trust me so we came over there hide the beer in the bushes so we can pick it up later even there were only 3 bottles left in it lol.. so after us going in the club we went out the club at 3 a clock in the night we went back but my friends brought some girls back and i had a group of girls who started talking to me so i was like w/e i could bike home with the girl wich i was talking with the most but then i turned around and my friends were nowhere to be seen so i thought FUCK im here 3-5 hours from home and my buddys are gone the only people who can bring me home my perants are on vacation so they cound't helped so i called the mom of one of my buddys she came my way in saw my friends on her way she said bike over there and meet him there so i waited it's now like 4 'o clock at night then they were there one of my friends asked me to write the name of his girl on his forehead so he wound't forget so i did lol well we started biking home but the dude with the name on his forehead said i hope we'll get arrested so the cops are like wtf are you guys doing so like 15 minutes after that he starts to bike right on a traffic roundabout and it's like a little hill and i was almost about to follow him but then i saw the cops i screamed COPS MITCHEL COPS!!!! but he was fucked anyway so we got stopped by the police and they were looking at him like wtf were you doing and that's what they said lol he explained it all and after it i said how do you like the name on his forehead she started laughing so hard (btw i'd do this cop just so you know lol) she just warned us and went home (it's now 7 a clock in the morning) after 2 hours of sleep we went to the supermarket bought a shit load of food and some smokes for my friends and ate our brains out lol and now i'm sitting here actually just laughing about this story
Hope i made you laugh! this is not bullshit
Edit: btw i had like i said 2 hours of sleep but i'm pretty awake i could be asleep if i dont awnser
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