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    Watching from above Negata is offline
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    awkward situation (busted)

    Ok we were in good old 69, ass naked when suddenly the door opens and my gf's sister enters the room, obviously shocked.
    We're like omfg (I can't see anything from between a pair of legs though), then a short convo takes place:

    sister: Are you sleeping?
    simultaneusly, me: Yeah!, gf: No!
    sister: ...
    sister: I just came by to bring you your earring you forgot in the bathroom.
    me (holding a pillow to cover at least something): I left it on purpose though...
    sister: ....
    sister: *sneaks out*
    We burst in laughter.
    Ok now we only need to get busted by her other sister and her mom and the whole family's been there.
    :sofa:


    On a side note, today I learned it's not a very good idea to have a chocolate bar in your pocket when it's +30C outside. :tp:


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    Grand Master r1moza is offline
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    r0fl
    then you can start a book Adventures of Negata's 69

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    Grand Master Ionic & Schizo is offline
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    :roflmao: Locks are there for a reason. Saying that though, my bedroom door lacks a lock. :ohmy:

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    Fuck you, I'm a dragon Pieman is offline
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    lmao, you have locks for that xD

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    Watching from above Negata is offline
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    There's no lock in that door.. :doh:

    Quote Originally Posted by r1moza
    then you can start a book Adventures of Negata's 69
    *points to the blog thread*
    Hey what do you think that one's for? :tp:
    Last edited by Negata; 08-07-06 at 11:01 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Grand Master Smo is offline
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    Been there dude, not quite the same situation though lol. When I was with my 'first love' we were in the process of kissing goodbye to our virginities when my girl's sister opened the door and said 'Do you like my new.........' *closes door*.

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    Watching from above Negata is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smo
    and said 'Do you like my new.........' *closes door*.
    Yeah like, "I didn't see anything, in fact I don't think I even visited."

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    Grand Master Smo is offline
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    She came back later and watched (or so she admitted after I had left). I made the mistake of going on MSN when I got home and said 'How are you?' - to my dismay she said 'It stings when I pee, but I'm alright.'

    One of those situations when you wish you hadn't asked.

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    Watching from above Negata is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smo
    to my dismay she said 'It stings when I pee, but I'm alright.'
    And then you go "crap, does this mean we won't be doing it again anytime soon? :("

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    Grand Master Smo is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Negata
    And then you go "crap, does this mean we won't be doing it again anytime soon? :("
    I don't remember what I said, but it was a week or two before the next time, yeah.

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    Watching from above Negata is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smo
    I don't remember what I said, but it was a week or two before the next time, yeah.
    A week or two when you're used to it nearly every night (/day) is killer. Nowadays I can hardly wait while she's in the bloody period, and tbh usually I don't. :tp:
    Hey blood is nice. *points to avatar <-*

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    Grand Master Smo is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Negata
    A week or two when you're used to it nearly every night (/day) is killer. Nowadays I can hardly wait while she's in the bloody period, and tbh usually I don't. :tp:
    Hey blood is nice. *points to avatar <-*
    Tell me about it. After that it didn't matter what time it was or where we were. Still, I went on holiday and I guess she just couldn't wait - the dirty cow slept with 16 people while I was away.

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    All Pro I must say lol nice.

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    Grand Master r1moza is offline
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    dang it, if your putting all these kinda thingies in teh blog im totally reading it

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    Watching from above Negata is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smo
    Tell me about it. After that it didn't matter what time it was or where we were. Still, I went on holiday and I guess she just couldn't wait - the dirty cow slept with 16 people while I was away.
    16.. wow :ohmy:

    Quote Originally Posted by r1moza
    dang it, if your putting all these kinda thingies in teh blog im totally reading it
    We'll see... Though events like this don't come by everyday.

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    Grand Master Ionic & Schizo is offline
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    Will there be more pictures of you in that thong? :1:

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    Watching from above Negata is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ionic & Schizo
    Will there be more pictures of you in that thong? :1:
    I'm afraid she won't let me try it on again :( (gotta steal it)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Negata
    Ok now we only need to get busted by her other sister and her mom and the whole family's been there.
    :D!!!

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    hahah thats nearley as bad as my 1 :P

    i was baging my gf yeah, and her dad walked in, he was like WTF R U DOING OMG!!!!! ILL KILL YOU, lmao he hit me with a bat XD but i kept on running ^^ for some reason he has not liked me ever since :eh:

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    Grand Master Smo is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Risk
    hahah thats nearley as bad as my 1 :P

    i was baging my gf yeah, and her dad walked in, he was like WTF R U DOING OMG!!!!! ILL KILL YOU, lmao he hit me with a bat XD but i kept on running ^^ for some reason he has not liked me ever since :eh:
    I doubt it.

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    Grand Master r1moza is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Risk
    hahah thats nearley as bad as my 1 :P

    i was baging my gf yeah, and her dad walked in, he was like WTF R U DOING OMG!!!!! ILL KILL YOU, lmao he hit me with a bat XD but i kept on running ^^ for some reason he has not liked me ever since :eh:
    r0fl
    that is like teh worst scenario.id be afraid to show up to that house again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smo
    I doubt it.
    it's happened to a friend of mine (minus the bat) and her dad was a navy cpt. (owned)

    I've never had sex, but I'm gonna make sure no one (else ~>:3) is around when I do :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Gatekeeper_
    I've never had sex, but I'm gonna make sure no one (else ~>:3) is around when I do :p
    Hopefully the other person at least?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smo
    Hopefully the other person at least?
    *note the "else" part* (besides her and myself -.-''')

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    Grand Master Smo is offline
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    Why not go one more, I doubt you'd regret it ;)



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