Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

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    Grand Master Grasna is offline
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    Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops



    In an elaborate robbery scheme that's one part The Thomas Crowne Affair and one part Pineapple Express, a crook robbed an armored truck outside a Bank of America branch in Monroe, Wash., by hiring decoys through Craigslist to deter authorities.

    It gets better: He then escaped in a creek headed for the Skykomish River in an inner tube, and the cops are still looking for him. "A great amount of money" was taken, Monroe police said, but did not provide a dollar value.

    It appears to have unfolded this way, according to a Seattle-based NBC affiliate: around 11:00 a.m. PDT on Tuesday, the robber, wearing a yellow vest, safety goggles, a blue shirt, and a respirator mask went over to a guard who was overseeing the unloading of cash to the bank from the truck. He sprayed the guard with pepper spray, grabbed his bag of money, and fled the scene.

    But here's the hilarious twist. The robber had previously put out a Craigslist ad for road maintenance workers, promising wages of $28.50 per hour. Recruits were asked to wait near the Bank of America right around the time of the robbery--wearing yellow vests, safety goggles, a respirator mask, and preferably a blue shirt. At least a dozen of them showed up after responding to the Craigslist ad.

    "I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for $28.50 an hour," one of the unwitting decoys, named Mike, said to the NBC station. As it turns out, they were simply placed there to confuse cops who were looking for a guy wearing a virtually identical outfit.

    Authorities eventually found the getaway inner tube (a getaway inner tube!) and suspect that accomplices may have picked up the robber in a boat. According to the NBC affiliate, police hope to track him down by figuring out who posted the Craigslist ad in the first place.

    Craigslist founder Craig Newmark was not immediately available for comment.
    Wow, this guy gets bonus points for robbing a bank without killing anyone and doing it with style, lmao.


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    Grand Master xblackcat is offline
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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    Woah, that guy really knew what he was doing. Well thought out plan heh

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    That was really smart of him.

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    Ha, those cops got owned =p

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    Wow.
    That was rather well thought out and planned.
    And yes, with flare.
    [:
    Two points for doing something original, but minus three for robbing a bank. :<
    That's negative one, mister!

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    Definitely deserves some respect for doing it in style...

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    Sorcerer Supreme SneakyDeath is offline
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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    I wish I was there. I would have laugh until I stop breathing. What a clever way to escape.

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    Wow, that was a really good thought out plan.

    I would have laughed so hard.

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    Captain of the Universe Rishwin is offline
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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    No extra points yet unless he used a disposable laptop to post it via wirelessly using someone else's wireless internet... Now THAT would be completely untraceable.

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    dang that was really smart

    well done Mr.robber :)_

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    lol wow that is one smart rober -) well planed and no injuries

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    Don't you mean Bizzarro! Ambrosiax is offline
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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    That just seems to easy.

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    So clever, yet so simple.

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    Very clever. This man is really a genius.

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    woot! this guy is great! props to him... great and an elaborated plan. Love to see those stuff succeed.

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    Very clever, indeed.

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    LOL! i would lol if i was there..... that is pure ownage.

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    Quote Originally Posted by Rishwin View Post
    No extra points yet unless he used a disposable laptop to post it via wirelessly using someone else's wireless internet... Now THAT would be completely untraceable.
    its possible to remove every trace of you hacking or something in 20 seconds. boot up a computer using os from a thumbdrive thats small. post. off the computer. swallow the thumbdrive. since all data is stored on the drive and RAM, which disappears when the power to it is cut, swallowing the thumbdrive removes any possible trace left. so, if he's smart, he'll do that.

    ---------------- Now playing on Windows Media Player: simple plan - me against the world via FoxyTunes

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    Grand Master iNs@nE is offline
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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    I just hope he doesnt get caught. He is too smart a talent to rot in jail.

    And they did say - a lie is not a lie and a crime is not a crime until its caught. :)

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    Clean Title For Xen Laz-low is online now
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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    Wow, now that is style.

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    Or uses a cybercafe to post the ad.

    I'd let him keep the money. Sounds like an awesome hollywood flick. :)

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    Sorcerer Supreme 0wned is offline
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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    That deserves some respect and appreciation.
    What a smart guy.

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    If they cant trace him, the guy deserves the money for being smart.

    But what I find really funny is that people all their thought towards things like this. They never do it for anything good lol.

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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    Quote Originally Posted by I Rule MU View Post
    If they cant trace him, the guy deserves the money for being smart.

    But what I find really funny is that people all their thought towards things like this. They never do it for anything good lol.
    LOL just imagine if they actually tried this hard and thought up some good ideas, for something good instead of bombings or robberies.

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    change my name already! I Rule MU is offline
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    Re: Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops

    Quote Originally Posted by 0wned View Post
    LOL just imagine if they actually tried this hard and thought up some good ideas, for something good instead of bombings or robberies.
    Exactly. I mean if you put this perspective of thought into something productive like discovering the cure for Nuklear's disease, then you could be helping the world and making money.

    But then something like that would take longer to do and stealing apparently is more fun.



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