best drunk quotes

[-Strider-]

Funniest thing ive said while drunk was...

I was trying to reason with my friends and make a serious point (which is what made it weirder) "Seriously it's so much easyer to see what your doing and walk around n stuff when you have only one eye open... Whats the point in having two?" As i said that i walked into a lampost n my friend said... "because you have no depth perception you dickhead"

lmao I like that one,

This one happened only this weekend, was at a party, I was totally steamed and me and my mate were having a little fight (its becoming a bit of a habit now) anyway I gave him a really nasty jaw, fight stopped everyone huddled round him. Later on I told him he could have one shot at me I said I would block it, so hes throwing right jabs and im blocking them, not noticing his left held behind his back. Then bam, right in the side of the head from his left and I just collapsed lol my friend said he turned to talk to his gf, turned back and I was out. Some might not find that one funny so ill throw in a silly one.


Was my girlfriends 18th, and I was a little bit wasted, went out had a good night. We got back to hers, got in bed and I decided I wasnt feeling well said I was off to be sick. I passed out on the bathroom floor totally naked with the door open and the whole family (including the 2 guests staying over) saw me. Was quite embarasing

[Nik-C]

lmfao

[NoPeace]

Was my girlfriends 18th, and I was a little bit wasted, went out had a good night. We got back to hers, got in bed and I decided I wasnt feeling well said I was off to be sick. I passed out on the bathroom floor totally naked with the door open and the whole family (including the 2 guests staying over) saw me. Was quite embarasing

Lmfao :roflmao:

NoPeace - out