Best thing me and speedhorn666 did...

Let's see here.......

Farted on some dude's head while he was sleepin'
Played Strip Twister
Went round my mate's house, there was me, him, his girl and another mate of mine......when the other guy went to the toilet we all pretended to have a threesome when he came back
Played stinger on bikes
Went cycling on a 5 year old's bike
Snorted lot's of things (I do this a lot....things I have snorted include egg yolk, sugar, a tea bag, mustard and....wait for it.....brandy. That hurt like hell)
Ate catfood
Someone near me and my mates lobbed a bottle at a passing car, we all ran off and I was one of the few who got away
Went to the toilet, washed my hands (as usual :p ) and came out, shook hands with someone and said "I've just been to the toilet and didn't wash my hands"
Jumped off/into LOTS of things
Run head first into a cupboard
I can burp the alphabet in just four burps (just thought I'd put that in there)
Ran into some dude's house, hit him (which gave him a nosebleed) and ran off
Stuff with office chairs

I've got to go now.....there is more though :) Lots of stuff I can't remember aswell.

Also: I plan to jump off my garage roof with an umbrella, to see if I float down :)

^:rofl:

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Originally posted by Richard Cranium
Let's see here.......

Farted on some dude's head while he was sleepin'
Played Strip Twister
Went round my mate's house, there was me, him, his girl and another mate of mine......when the other guy went to the toilet we all pretended to have a threesome when he came back
Played stinger on bikes
Went cycling on a 5 year old's bike
Snorted lot's of things (I do this a lot....things I have snorted include egg yolk, sugar, a tea bag, mustard and....wait for it.....brandy. That hurt like hell)
Ate catfood
Someone near me and my mates lobbed a bottle at a passing car, we all ran off and I was one of the few who got away
Went to the toilet, washed my hands (as usual :p ) and came out, shook hands with someone and said "I've just been to the toilet and didn't wash my hands"
Jumped off/into LOTS of things
Run head first into a cupboard
I can burp the alphabet in just four burps (just thought I'd put that in there)
Ran into some dude's house, hit him (which gave him a nosebleed) and ran off
Stuff with office chairs

I've got to go now.....there is more though :) Lots of stuff I can't remember aswell.

Also: I plan to jump off my garage roof with an umbrella, to see if I float down :)

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Man I swear it, U R ME

Snorted sum off that Hot Sauce out of the Hot Noodles lol

Try snoring crushed up polos, followed by sparkling mineral water, it's fucked:good: Oh yeah and never snort Vodka MURDERS

I snorted chilli power and tabasco source, dont go there

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Originally posted by -Stri-
I snorted chilli power and tabasco source, dont go there

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lol my m8 snorted a refresher bar dont mess lol

lolol ive also snorted sherbert, fun :)

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Originally posted by Richard Cranium
Ran into some dude's house, hit him (which gave him a nosebleed) and ran off

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lol my m8 done sumit like this b4 he was starving so he went to a house walked in and went in the fridge and got some stuff and the women came down and he **** him self we got chased down the street lol

heres a one for you to try

get a m8 and head to the nearest main road preferably 2 lanes
one stand either side
wait for a gulable culprit
both of you crouch down
as car approachs both stand up and pretend to pull say a rope tight across the road
laugh your *** off as the car screachs to a halt and the driver gets out and pursues you :rofl:

DO NOT DO IT IF IT IS BUSY OR IT COULD GET MESSY >.<

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Originally posted by speedhorn666
Man I swear it, U R ME

Snorted sum off that Hot Sauce out of the Hot Noodles lol

Try snoring crushed up polos, followed by sparkling mineral water, it's fucked:good: Oh yeah and never snort Vodka MURDERS

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last day of school
Mike: Casey Try some of this *Hands vodka*
Me: mm nice -_- (taste like paint stripper LOL)
Mike: *eats dinner*
Mike: *Snorts Vodka*
Mike: Pukes :p
Me: Laughs :p

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Originally posted by MasterD
last day of school
Mike: Casey Try some of this *Hands vodka*
Me: mm nice -_- (taste like paint stripper LOL)
Mike: *eats dinner*
Mike: *Snorts Vodka*
Mike: Pukes :p
Me: Laughs :p

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bah:lol:

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Originally posted by speedhorn666
bah:lol:

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snorting vodka lol dats just weird lol

as were on the topic of vodka...

any eva done that thing off kevin and perry go large? we eye ball paul puts that vodka in his eye

DONT DO IT

I got conjunctivitus (an eye inffection) its a bastard lol

I tried that.....only with lukozade :D

I don't think I'll be trying Vodka in the eye, it was bad enough with the lukozade (I was on a bus and the bottle went in my eye, all around the eye was bleeding)

I've also taken my shirt off and been shot with paintballs, but not proper paintballs as we couldn't get hold of any :(

some things sound so unbelieveable sorry could surely be done im just not convinced sorry if i offend anyone

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Originally posted by Nik-C
as were on the topic of vodka...

any eva done that thing off kevin and perry go large? we eye ball paul puts that vodka in his eye

DONT DO IT

I got conjunctivitus (an eye inffection) its a bastard lol

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ive had conjunctivitus its funny cause when u wake up in the mornin ur eyes are all goooooo'e and sealed shut :P

never snorted nothin cause its weird :P

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Originally posted by MasterD
ive had conjunctivitus its funny cause when u wake up in the mornin ur eyes are all goooooo'e and sealed shut :P

never snorted nothin cause its weird :P

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sounds like fun :s
*shivers*

I've had that 2.

neways try this:

Get a carpet burn on ur elbow, rub it really hard on carpet, burns like ****. When u've got a big open wound from it- slap vodka on it.
Now that f'in murders

u wanna try snorting sherbert or kalie geez does it sting like feck.
or rubbing Vicks Vapo Rub in your eyes lol stings like feck.if u stupid like me do it lol.if u not then dont bother.

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Originally posted by speedhorn666
I've had that 2.

neways try this:

Get a carpet burn on ur elbow, rub it really hard on carpet, burns like ****. When u've got a big open wound from it- slap vodka on it.
Now that f'in murders

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I'll pass......

lol

u all need to go to the loony bin -_-

No no, you wanna try gettin some loony bastard to hit you at a club and split open your eyebrow, then get back and clean it with salt. o.O pain

Alcohol hurts ALOT more then salt I promise

Also I remember saying to my freind "I wonder what happens if you spray Mr. Sheen in your eyes?" (I found some round his house, his mum was cleaning) So I did it, f*cking hurt I tell thee :(

How about pissing in someone's eye :rofl:

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Originally posted by GohanSSJ
How about pissing in someone's eye :rofl:

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now thats just sick lol