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    Grand Master ihatehaxor is offline
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    Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    Guys what do I do?
    There's a bird stuck in my fireplace!!!!


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    Grand Master Ron is offline
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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    just start a fire and smoke it out.

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    Grand Master ihatehaxor is offline
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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    Hmm, actually I was thinking of that, but I don't know. It's too weird lol.
    I might just wait until it gets weaker or something.

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    Grand Master •╩•andy•╩• is offline
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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    ...

    Just get in there and take it out yourself..

    its just a bird... birds dont bite do they?
    Last edited by •╩•andy•╩•; 25-10-09 at 06:34 PM.

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    Grand Master scrat55 is offline
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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    Dont go post it on RZ and save the dam bird... or fry it and eat it, or give to your dog.

    - Captain Scrat

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    Grand Master Ron is offline
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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    shoot the hoe with a bb gun! lol.

    I still use my bb gun I had when I was little to shoot chickens that come in my yard from next door. :P

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    Grand Master ihatehaxor is offline
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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    Its like stuck in the tube part, And it makes so much noise, then my dog barks, pretty annoying lol.

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    Grand Master •╩•andy•╩• is offline
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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ace View Post
    Its like stuck in the tube part, And it makes so much noise, then my dog barks, pretty annoying lol.
    If the dog is wating to eat it then

    stick a broom stick on the tube and poke it down.

    Make sure your dog is there so he can it eat.

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    Grand Master ihatehaxor is offline
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    Rofl, no it doesn't want to eat it, it just barks cause of the random noise.

    I dont think the broom is long enough to reach the bird, and what if the bird flies into my house?

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    Grand Master Ron is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace View Post
    Rofl, no it doesn't want to eat it, it just barks cause of the random noise.

    I dont think the broom is long enough to reach the bird, and what if the bird flies into my house?
    thats when the fun starts. :P

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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    chances are the bird wont be able to get out on its own, if chimneys dont have a guard for birds then this can happen :P

    I had it in an old house I lived in about 2 years ago, it was rented so the estate agents had to get someone in to remove the front of the fireplace to get the bird out.

    Do you live with your parents? If so contact them asap, dont be trying to poke through at the bird and certainley dont turn ont he fire, not only is it barbaric but it will cost a whole lot more to clean up when you have dead bird rotting behind your fireplace.

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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    Oh lord...
    Got any sort of extendable dusters?

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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    Lol start the fireplace = mmmm tasty

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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by exclamatio View Post
    chances are the bird wont be able to get out on its own, if chimneys dont have a guard for birds then this can happen :P

    I had it in an old house I lived in about 2 years ago, it was rented so the estate agents had to get someone in to remove the front of the fireplace to get the bird out.

    Do you live with your parents? If so contact them asap, dont be trying to poke through at the bird and certainley dont turn ont he fire, not only is it barbaric but it will cost a whole lot more to clean up when you have dead bird rotting behind your fireplace.
    Yea, its not the first time it happened.
    Last time My dad started the fire, and then the bird was dead on the fireplace ground, it was all black, and nothing really happened, I think it was hard, and we just threw it out.

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    Lol my fireplace isnt one with an open square on the top it has this thing that looks weird and like cleans the smoke or something like that so birds or bugs w/e never get into my fireplace.

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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Synergy View Post
    Lol my fireplace isnt one with an open square on the top it has this thing that looks weird and like cleans the smoke or something like that so birds or bugs w/e never get into my fireplace.
    Hmm, not such a bad idea.
    I'll tell my parents about that.

    Does it cost money to install it?

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    Grand Master •╩•andy•╩• is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace View Post
    Yea, its not the first time it happened.
    Last time My dad started the fire, and then the bird was dead on the fireplace ground, it was all black, and nothing really happened, I think it was hard, and we just threw it out.
    WTH! D:

    Poor bird! Im calling peta!

    Why dont u try the broom thing but from up the house

    and then ask someone (or your dog) to stay @ the bottom of the fireplace so when u stick the broom on the hole your dog can eat it or knock him out.

    Problem solved! =D

    oh and grats on Omega :)

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    Thanks, Rofl, I'm gonna need a really long ladder, to get to my roof, then lol. I don't think I have any ladders at home though.

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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    Just burn it and turn it into a roast bird for your dog

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    Sorcerer Supreme SpankDaHobo is offline
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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    Rofl, you guy are so evil, here's what you gotta do:

    1. Get the bird out of one end.
    2. Put a bag on the other end so you can catch it :D
    3. Sell it to a restaurant or a pet store.
    4. Buy stuff!!

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    Grand Master Wilsongb10 is offline
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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    Make fried chicken

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    RZ's most loyal knight Dios is offline
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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    A sandwich.

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    Catz Batz is offline
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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    What houses still have chimneys?

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    Grand Master gReGiTh is offline
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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    Here are your options:

    1. Call animal control. You can find your local animal control office online or in your phone book.

    2. Use sonic weaponry to incapacitate the bird, lasso it, and bury it alive in a shoebox in your front lawn underneath the bird bath.

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    Grand Master Ron is offline
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    Re: Bird stuck in my fireplace WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Batz View Post
    What houses still have chimneys?
    the fucking awesome ones.

    sorry. you're not awesome enough for a chimney.



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