blonde jokes from a blonde

[Evilkitten]

There is a brunette and a blonde in a lift. A man works in at the 2nd floor. They notices how handsome he looked with he great build and he's 3 piece suit.

unfortunately they also notice he had danduff.

When he got off at the 4th floor the brunette told the blonde "Someone needs 2 give him head and shoulders"

The blonde replies "How do u give shoulders?"

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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over the steering wheel?

She tried 2 blow the horn

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This guy just started at his new job, working at a sex shop.

His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while,
and "can you handle it?" The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the
guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.

She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"

He answers, "

[MentaL]

[Nik-C]

thermos flask lmao

[Speedhorn666]

[NeosparkyB]

[Capricorn]

Poor Kitten lol :p

:rofl:

[GohanSSJ]

Lol at the thermos.

[DonTonberry]

What Does Blonde Say After Having A Multiple Orgasm??

Way To Go Team!!!

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What U Call A Blonde With Half A Brain Cell?

A) Gifted
B) Pregnant

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What's 4 Miles Long And Has A Combined IQ Of 5??

A Parade Of Gifted Blonde's

[Evilkitten]

even tho i'm blonde i love blonde jokes and i neva get insulted by them as i sumtimes feel i can a bit dumb at times, lol.

kitten

[Nik-C]

blondes are cool :D

[Twatters]

*happy to be dating kitten!*

:D

heh! she gets stick about being blonde from me a lot of the time, but i love her for it! shes my best mate, and a companion, and a lover all in one! :)

she makes me happy :) lol

hmmm... off topic..

[Evilkitten]

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed the boss left work early.

One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back, so how was she to know?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!!! Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, during their coffee break, the brunette and redhead mentioned leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was with them.

"NO WAY," she exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

kitten

[GohanSSJ]

^:rofl:

[Speedhorn666]

Originally posted by evilkitten
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed the boss left work early.

One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back, so how was she to know?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!!! Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, during their coffee break, the brunette and redhead mentioned leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was with them.

"NO WAY," she exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

kitten

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DragonWoLf]

lmfao

[Twatters]

:D

[Tupac]

:eek:

[Dragon]

hehehe, im a brunette

:p

[Capricorn]

Originally posted by Dragon
hehehe, im a brunette

:p

I'm more of a brunette man myself. ;)

[Dragon]

Originally posted by Capricorn
I'm more of a brunette man myself. ;)

not a chance that neo being brunette has anything 2 do with it ???
:p

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[Evilkitten]

i dont care what colour hair u got just as long as u are gd in bed thats all i care about

nah, personality is what i look for mostly.

kitten

[GohanSSJ]

Colour hair aint important, its more important how they wear it, and what face with it.

There are so many different hair styles which i think look great on those women.

[Tupac]

lol dam personality is good but i couldnt go owt wiv some 1 ugly lol they gotta get my jucie goin if ya no what i mean :p

[Capricorn]

A like a person with brown hair, but personallity is best. :)

mmmm sex0rz. :p

[Speedhorn666]

Originally posted by GohanSSJ
Colour hair aint important, its more important how they wear it, and what face with it.

There are so many different hair styles which i think look great on those women.

Agreed

[Twatters]

Originally posted by evilkitten
i dont care what colour hair u got just as long as u are gd in bed thats all i care about

nah, personality is what i look for mostly.

kitten

:D nuff said! :D