Cabbie

[GohanSSJ]

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him
something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."

The passenger, who was also frightened, apologised and said he didn't realise that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied,

"I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day
driving a cab. I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.

[MentaL]

[DeadlyEagle]

whats a hearse? dont you mean horse:tp:

[DonTonberry]

A Hearse Is What Dead People Are Transported Around In.

[Makaveli]

he meant hearst which is a funeral car that takes the coffin to and from the church btw gohan that was pretty poor lol

[GohanSSJ]

No, hearse, not hearst.

[Becky]

LOL.

[BLaCK_DEaTH]

awww its not as good as the other :(

[Speedhorn666]

lol I thought it was quite funny