Chat to Strangers

[Jamie]

http://omegle.com/

This can be alot of fun.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi asl

You: Hey im 65 and i like you

You: do you watch the simpsons?

You: yeah dogs are cool

You: but they piss all over the place

You: wanna have mad sex?

Stranger: YES


Stranger: i lov eyou

Stranger: salt is white

You: i love you too

Stranger: your face is

Stranger: facish

You: yeah it is

You: jew

Stranger: let get married

Stranger: and elope

You: Yeah

Stranger: up yours

You: sounds good

Stranger: i know

You: up my what

Stranger: im a horse do g cat persno

Stranger: yours

Stranger: you now

Stranger: FACE

You: i like fucking tigers

Stranger: mwhahaha

You: just saying

Stranger: holy crap

Stranger: me 2

You: Not to cause any emotional, physical, or psychological distress, but kill yourself.

You have disconnected.

[MentaL]

[Savage]

Stranger: Hey
You: hy
Stranger: how's life?
You: Pretty bad.
Stranger: want to tell me about it?
You: My dog beats me.
Stranger: your dog?
You: NO
You have disconnected.

[Jamie]

haha, i liked that Savage. <3

[theninjaway]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hello
Stranger: from ?
You: the land of the dead
You: scratch that
Stranger: FUCK UOOOOOOOOOOU
You: im from the streets dawg, worddd

[Popozow1012]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: dont be antoher guy who wants sex plz
You: do you like porns
You: SEX
You: SEX
You: FAP
You: FAP

[theninjaway]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: your mothers clitoris is so big
Stranger: i use it as a spacehopper
You: i use your dads
Stranger: oh look at you trying to be clever
Stranger: dipshit
You: no shit sherlock
Stranger: shut the fuck up you spastic
You: fuck you motherfucker!!!!
Stranger: only mother i fuck is yours
Stranger: go suck on a cock
Stranger: you dumb piece of shit
You: go sit on a penis
You: you asswipe
Stranger: go get raped by your dad
You: go get groped by your camp consouler
You: anything you can do i can do better
You: apart from sucking cock, your a fucking master at that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Batz]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Asl
Stranger: what?
You: Age sex location
You: I prefer just sex though.
Stranger: ok
You: Awesome!
Stranger: please
You: Okay, you're on top
You: Well?
You: Do something.
You: NOW
You: FUCKING CUM ON ME BITCH
You: NOW
Stranger: ok
You: DO IT
Stranger: ok
You: COMEON YOU LAZY PRICK
Stranger: FUCKING CUM ON ME BITCH
You: LET IT OUT BITCH
You: Wait, what?
You: We can't just switch ffs.
You: You're no fun.
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bitch?
You: Answer.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Best shit ever.

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 14 male BRAZIL
Stranger: an u?
You: YOU FEDS AREN'T GONNA GET ME THIS TIME!!1
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: Sup bitch
Stranger: not much fag
You: aint be poppin em nigs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Savage]

You: YOU FEDS AREN'T GONNA GET ME THIS TIME!!1

Laughed my ass off.

[theninjaway]

This site has so much fucking lulz it's awesome.

[Batz]

Stranger: why are there 30 yr olds on this website, it makes noooo sense
Stranger: dont they have better things to do
Stranger: ?
You: Because we want some action, my little kitten.
You: Hey, asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whts new
You: what isnt
Stranger: im packing. u?
You: but ive been gettin lyk hair on my arm pits n stuff n it lyk lly scary
You: n it smellls
You: help?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



I think Arab Terrorist stereotyping is next for me.
Stranger: you better be entertaining
Stranger: aight?
You: DETH 2 AMERIKHA
You: ALLAHUAKHBAR
Stranger: haha k bye

[Popozow1012]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: u from usa?
Stranger: ok
You: yes
Stranger: man or boy?
You: ima girl...
Stranger: really?
You: ya
You: o.o
Stranger: fanny
You: eh
You: im really horny
You: lookin for something to have sex wth
You: you interested
Stranger: yes
Stranger: where you live
Stranger: i can drive to there
You: this is chris hanson from dateline nbc
You: you are under arrest for soliciting sex to underage women
You: we have your ip
You: and are moving in
You: if you run
You: you will be found

[theninjaway]

its not everyday you bump into a girl who lurks on 4chan on this site.

[Savage]

Holy shit, that owned

You: Hey
Stranger:
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You: You're fucking awesome
Stranger: i no

[Batz]

Holy shit, that owned

I came x2...

Stranger: I love slightly chubby girls

You: Then you came to the right place my friend!

You: I know a site of em though

You: magiclevel.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: holla

Stranger: hey im vicky

You: im lazlow

You: im a nazi


Stranger: gay name

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess that's enough for now. :P

[Popozow1012]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy :)
You: sup
You: anything nnew
Stranger: mmm not much just sitting here in my bikiniii hbu?
You: just masturbating
You: pretty boring
You: exploding all over the laptop
Stranger: me too :)
You: wtf bbq
You: you siad
You: you haz
You: vagina
You: I"M CONFUSSED N

[Mreow]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 male brazil
You: 70/female/mexico
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[theninjaway]

You: yo
Stranger: hiii
You: sup?
Stranger: nothing much, why don't you take a seat right over there?
You: where?
Stranger: i'm chris hansen from dateline nbc
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: masturbating

[Deva]

You: yo
Stranger: hiii
You: sup?
Stranger: nothing much, why don't you take a seat right over there?
You: where?
Stranger: i'm chris hansen from dateline nbc
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: masturbating

Rofl, last line = fucking gold!

[Laz-low]

Stranger: hi
You: This thing says I've to say hi
You: So hi
Stranger: from?
You: Canada
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

--

You: FUCKING CANADA NUMBER ONE
Stranger: okay:)
You: yeah try to get into my good book
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: are you angstiiii?
You: stop trying to get in my pants you peado
Stranger: peado?
You: dirty bugger
Stranger: what it meand
Stranger: bugger
You: You're too young for this thing.
Stranger: whataa?
You: Go back to Habbo Hotel.
Stranger: okkay

[Masius]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: battletoads?
Stranger: if i knew wat dat was mayb e

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Stranger: boo
You: hai
Stranger: can you help me with a problem?
You: humm?
Stranger: It's a school problem
You: I guess I can try
Stranger: You see, I was sitting in class and then sudenly i just the whole coke bottle
Stranger: what should I do?
You: Tell your teacher your period just arrived

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyy
You: hai
Stranger: where from
Stranger: ?
You: Mars, u?
Stranger: jupiter
You: oh sht i thought they had no connection there
Stranger: no
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: we get it wireless
You: oh yeah, the new satelite they installed near the sun makes it wireless on this galaxy
You: last time I visited our neighboors, Niggatown, they were still with cables
Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: webcam? hahaha
You: Bush stole mine last time he was here
Stranger: buck fush
Stranger: so..youre a boy
Stranger: ?
You: sometimes
Stranger: ...that sound SOOOO wrong
Stranger: hahah
You: no kidding
Stranger: *sounds
You: just came to this website to laugh at other peoples answers
You: so far got 2 fuck offs and a couple of fuck you's .
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i met
Stranger: only weirdos
You: lol
Stranger: ...so far..you were okay
Stranger: and a girl from canada
You: ehh, this is like, weird.
Stranger: why?
You: 'Cus your name is Stranger and my name is Stranger.
You: it's like a Strangers hangout place
Stranger: no
You: I dont like being a stranger <<
Stranger: youre the strager
You: no you are!
Stranger: im "you"
Stranger: ;)))
Stranger: no lokk
Stranger: look
You: that reminds me of a blooper I saw from Rush Hour 3 ..
Stranger: You: im "you"
Stranger: no you are!
You: LOL
You: I'm "you" too
Stranger: no
Stranger: you cant be
You: The you strangers!
Stranger: im "you"
You: no i'm you
You: identity thief!
Stranger: prove it!
You: I'm you, that's what my mom calls me!
You: "hey you, sit down"
Stranger: my mom does that too
You: brother?
Stranger: huh?


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You: asl?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: finland
Stranger: u?
You: russia
Stranger: age?
You: u first :)
Stranger: 15
You: 54
Stranger: are you boy
You: sometimes

[Jamie]

Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: slut
Stranger: no
You: YES
You: you are indeed a slut
Stranger: I'm male...
You: im sorry...
You: your a male slut!
You: damn!
You: im of the female variety
Stranger: ok
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: 16
You: cool
Stranger: location?
You: Scotland
You: you?
Stranger: England
You: nice
You: do you have a big cock?
Stranger: ;) yes
You: yay
Stranger: you got big tits?
You: I have big tits, yes.
You: <3
Stranger: :P
Stranger: how big?
You: Just kidding, im a male and your a fag.
You: just saying

[Laz-low]

You: Talk to strangers!
Stranger: what are you doing?
Stranger: talking to strangers>
Stranger: don't do
You: Browsing the net and talking to you.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how are youu?
You: I'm awesome
You: I'm canadian and I'm awesome
Stranger: good!
You: It's a great day to be canadian, isn't it?
Stranger: ya, right
You: The sun is shining
Stranger: no, because i'm not
You: Well you're missing out on alot
You: Like getting drunk on maple syrup
Stranger: like what?
You: and wild moose sex
Stranger: naice
You: It's all good shit

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Stranger: hey
You: Hey!
You: Are you canadian?
Stranger: not really
You: Aw, fuck you

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Stranger: wanna lick my pussy? i'm so fucking horney!
You: You misspelt horny
You: I wouldn't sleep with someone as stupid as you.
You: etc etc.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Superfun]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sieg heil
Stranger: MAN
You: no hitler
Stranger: what?
You have disconnected.

[Pieman]

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

[Laz-low]

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

But it's a great time killer