You: hi
Stranger: Yes
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oh, this website is so going to my favorites.
You: hi
Stranger: Yes
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oh, this website is so going to my favorites.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI!!! :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
You: no u
Stranger: Touch
Yah there is lots of /b/ on it, lol.
Stranger: hi
You: hye anal slut
You: amg
You: hey i ment tht
You: damn
You: i failed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOL. This chatting with strangers thing is fun if you get into it.Originally Posted by Jamie
Stranger: I like doritos.
You: I like food.
Stranger: Really? Me too!
You: Omg omg no way!!
Stranger: What a coincidence!
You: Damn, i hate paedophiles.
You: They molest people and shit.
You: Pretty crazy, huh?
Stranger: hmm....
You: I prey on young dogs.
You: Nicknamed puppys.
You: I call them babe tho.
You: So, what do you do?
Stranger: laid off recently
Stranger: u?
You: Carpenter.
..... But thats just one side of me. *shakes hips*
You: yay, 90,000,000 views on youtube.
Stranger: hoho
You: haha
You: hehe
You: So....
Stranger: u are picking up girls here, right?
You: Yeah
You: are you a girl?
You: I like boys too tho.
Stranger: I am not a boy
You: Oh right, so your a shemale?
You: Im down with that.
Stranger: I am a man, haha
You: Damn.
Stranger: :D
You: Men manage to wriggle free after a while easier.
You: Oh well, back to the drawing board.
Stranger: hey
You: Sup ma nigga
Stranger: do u have a big penis??
You: Yeah, massive.
You: /b/????
Stranger: good, me too
Stranger: are u from russia
You: Nah, im from Scotland.
Stranger: oh cool
You: Wanna rub dicks together?
Stranger: just made o poster about edinburgh
You: oh nice
Stranger: age:S?
You: I'm 6 years old, but im very mature for my age.
Stranger: yeaah SUUURRREE..
You: What age are you?
Stranger: u first ;)
You: I'm 15.
You: now u, slut
Stranger: 14
You: yeaah SUUURRREE..
You: friggin liars on here.
You have disconnected.
What's a /b/? Is it something bad? =x
Some of the conversations you guys have posted kinda make me not want to chat with random strangers anymore. o.o
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: dumb bitch
Stranger: Oi dont be nasty wank biscuit
You: my penis tastes salty
You: and your shit is watery
Stranger: yeah nice mine tastes like ur mums pussy
Stranger: comne on then
You: you eat your own pussy?
Stranger: come down wood aint it
You: thats kinda pathetic
You: not rly
Stranger: i will fucking kill u
You: no u
Stranger: i will mate
Stranger: yank fuck
You: i will ass rape you with a broom
Stranger: oi yanky fucking doodle
Stranger: do one
You: fuck off you limey bum sniffer
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: asl?
You: 45/m/your moms house
Stranger: hi babe
You: Sit right there. Sit down.
man i love this random shiz lol
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Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
Stranger: ha neato
You: im called you for some reason
You: so if im called you, what are u called?
Stranger: I'm calle you too!
You: wtf, nao wai!
Stranger: arent you the stranger?
Stranger: omg
You: i thought u was the stranger? so are we one being?
Stranger: two sides of a different mind?!
Stranger: is this the matrix?
You: can u see green lights everywhere?
You: with numbers that make no senc
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi stranger!
Stranger: Come from?
You: my mummies stomach
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Say the following words aloud, "Hello Molly". If you said it aloud, you are safe, if not, then molly is safe, but you are not. Molly is now in your head, and will never, ever leave, unless you said her name of course.
You: Hello somebody!
Stranger: Have you ever had the sensation of being watched?
You: close enough?
You: yes, ur mum is behind me
Stranger: Have you ever looked to the left, just to be
Wow. What a conversation.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi.
You: Hey
Stranger: How's it going?
You: quite bad.
Stranger: Yeah? Do tell.
You: i think.. i.. i... shit my pants.
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ILL CLEAN IT
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Oh hai
You: You, you?
Stranger: you
You: We have so much in common :)
Stranger: we o
Stranger: do
Stranger: m or f
You: both
Stranger: really
You: Depends on how I feel
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You: BUM HEADSHOT!
Stranger: no
Stranger: you missed
You: 80 Female Colombia
You: Asl
Stranger: 80 male south africa
You: Cool
You: sex nao or gtfo
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You: Eat a dick
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Stranger: Not having a wank for a week feels great.
You: tits or gtfo
Stranger: **Shows tits
You: haha, nice pancakes.
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Stranger: hellooooo
Stranger: =]
You: Hey, you like my failboat.
You: ?
Stranger: haha whaat?
Stranger: sure, i do
You: you should see my roflcopter.
You: you like that?
Stranger: well, i has a flavur
You: you should see my lolwtfbbq
Stranger: lmfao XD
You: tits or gtfo?
Stranger: gtfo?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: i like both
Stranger: well i like girls
You: do you want to may be hook up, how old are yo?
You: you*
Stranger: 21
You: oh i am only interested in the younger users
Stranger: well how old are you?
You: 35
Stranger: mhhh quiet old
You: not that old
Stranger: well what do you look like?
You: i am not interested in you unless you dress as a girl and dance!
Stranger: well i like to pee on girls
You: i am down for that!
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Stranger: hey
You: sup?
Stranger: not alott wbu ?
You: your mother. reallll good.
Stranger: creep
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Very weird. x.x;
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Stranger: HII
You: The only thing that comes from texas is steers and queers, are you a steer?
Stranger: im a queer
You: Thought so. Football anyone?
Stranger: hi
You: Wanna lyck my pussy?
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Horrible thing to do?
You: im going to kill myself i need soeomne to atlk to
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: really?
Stranger: why?
You: yes
You: becuz i don't know wut to do anymore, everything is going wrong
Stranger: why?
Stranger: no
You: bye
Stranger: dont thinkthis way
Another one
Stranger: would u like to do a virtual sex in web cam?
You: Is this the 911 Internet hotline?!
You: I NEED HELP PLEASE!
You: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!
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You: mom?
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Ran into a funny fella
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You: JOHNATHAN IS THAT YOU?!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: YES MARTINEZ!
Stranger: ITS ME!
You: OH GOD! Your me?
You: Its been awhile John
Stranger: ...IM JONATHAN.
Stranger: I know
Stranger: The plane crash...
Stranger: I was stuck on the island for so long...
You: I'm sorry man, hows the dead wife?
You: I heard you had to eat your kids...
Stranger: its true
Stranger: billy was a little bit tough
Stranger: but sandy was nice and chewy
Stranger: mmm.
You: Damn, were glad to have you back.
Damn sounds good.
Stranger: ive missed you.
You: I've missed you too man. Fuck are you going to the party tonight?
Stranger: uh, yeah
Stranger: who the hell isnt?
Stranger: i might get me some pussy
You: Sweet! Its going to be the best gang rape ever! Like the old days
You: And your the guest of honor.
Stranger: helllll yeah
Stranger: i took some viagra just for the occasion
You: 8D Were going to tear those anuses up.
Stranger: can we rape jenny? the one from high school with the third nipple?
You: Hell yeah! Shes got kids though since you've been stuck on the island and all.
Stranger: what the fuck ever
Stranger: we'll rape them too
You: Aha! Thats just like you!
You: Adalyn misses you.
Stranger: adalyn? ive missed adalyn so much!
You: She says your the babys daddy...
Stranger: nonsense
Stranger: i wouldn't have hit that
Stranger: have you seen her face?
Stranger: sick..
You: I know but I know how you can get when your drunk... remember my aunt? yeah no teeth? You said easier access to the mouth.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: she gave fantastic head
Stranger: no teeth = double the pleasure
You: You remember grant?
Stranger: of course!
You: Hes your brother.
Stranger: i know! haha
Stranger: i remember my own brother, silly.
You: Of course you do, the guy who ate his own kids.
Stranger: i was starving
Stranger: you didnt think i would let them eat ME, do you?!
You: True, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
Stranger: this is true
Stranger: so how have you been, man?!
You: Although I highly doubt a 5 and a 6 year old could take down a fully grown man, and I've been good aside from being up in the pin.
Stranger: true, true
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You: Hi have you seen 'the game'?
Stranger: which game
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oops sorry for double post
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