Consciously controlling Electrons in your body A.K.A Elektrokinesis?

[rebora2007]

Hey guys, been a while eh... Don't know if many of you even know me but I did mark a spot on the forum for being that annoying kid receiving a beautiful award I am much proud of.

Anyway, no one cares, let's start talking about some fucking weird stuff.

So, it has been months my body is having weird behaviors, precisely, it's like I constantly have extra "air" in my body making me bloated all the time and have this sensation of "gap" between 1st and 2nd layer of skin. Yes it is fucking weird but do not worry I'm not here for doctor consultation nor for reading theories about this concretely but I would rather get some comment on this next statement I have found to be absolutely true and I made it sure I wasn't trippin' or something, don't question the fact it's happening okay, because it truly is, and I'd like to find some fellow good old friends to tell me it happened to them as well.

Throughout those months of ignorance I was capable of controlling electrons in my body, i had burning sensations on my fingertips, due to excessive gaming I built-up a syndrome called the Carpal-Tunnel syndrome, my fingers lack of blood is all. I believe this is related to my body draining energy off a battery and then using an ability all human beings possess to transfer it elsewhere. I only found out after 4 months this was the case, after stumbling upon a superstitious website qualifying the phenomenon as a psi ability. But it really is a biological fact that we somehow can, in some way, control electricity.

I will state some most fucked up things I swear on my mother's life as well on any living being I love on earth that I will not lie, and I have done the in front of my very much healthy cousin the things I did, to prove it was not some drug reaction or something.

1st thing I noticed was thin foil going all soft or limp if you will (idk the term but it's the opposite of hard!), I then realized the constant tingling sensation i had especially on my thumb and index was building heat, and in contact with anything it passes the heat (maybe those said electrons) to the object, if it is a conductor of electricity of course.
I, however, can prevent this from happening whenever I previously gently rub my fingertips on rubber, rubber is not a conductor of electricity and somehow temporarily "closes the doors" for there.
Other things that proved it was in fact electricity was a morning without sleep, out on the beach with friends. I had to change my phone battery, my hands were kind of moist and when i picked the battery up i had this weird feeling literally all over my body that i was bloating up, little did i know i sucked up all the energy of the battery. This was the toughest experience, when I sat down I could hear air (potentially something else) whistling out of of my body and, live, i realized i was bloating down. That "energy" kept coming back. And then some weird shit happened with fresh peanuts, I am not sure whether the shell or the peanuts themselves and conductive or not, but whenever I torn apart a shell and turned it upside down, the peanuts would be hanging off the shell i was holding with my fingertips, and every single individual I was with are witness of it. If someone is familiar with electricity and peanuts?... could confirm I'm not bullshitting. side note: my phone was incapable of charging after i held it once, i did not dare to do it again as i was unsure of the result, when i got home I decided I could experience some shit up so I held the battery and i hoped more than anything else in the world it would fix my body sensation, and i barely felt it all going out of me, only really realized after 5 minutes or so, and my phone charged up fine. Again, my cousin was with me at the time..
Many other phenomenon are connected to this such as touching tissue paper for ass-wiping straightening up when i pinch it. I get weak after every shower. I get energetic after touching batteries, however i do feel really weird if i touch one for too long. When I stand next to a tv set it sometimes releases an agressive "beep" sound.

Anyway, I do hope some of you bothered reading this until here, I am not bullshitting you, I am here to share my experience with some potential ragezoner seeking for similar help. Or maybe someone could give me tips about it, or explain why it is normal. Or maybe someone will announce me I have cancer. Or maybe I'm absolutely fucking nuts-gun and all my friends built an act out of sympathy? Don't know

Here is the link that helped me find out http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http...is&h=zAQFmWpqH.
i'd like to clarify I do not share the belief of superstitious or psi technique, they don't label it as a paranormal ability from the world of witches and crafts etc, but still "superstitious" somehow... I've tested couple of abilities, I "think" I can do some of them, but I wouldn't say I am positive about it. The part about draining energy from a battery is however 100% acquired verified and proved and re tested etc.

Thanks for reading, I hope I didn't keep you from sleeping tonight, but you know the rule, always beware of where you're browsing on the internet if you're planning on sleeping soon.

[MentaL]

[Twisted Fate]

Did you watch Chronicle while taking XTC?

[Bloodraven]

[RaptorJesus]

Static electricity and general anxiety disorder seems to be the case.

[drksage]

http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/c...pal_tunnel.htm

Do some exercises and see if that nullifies your absorption powers.

[Luxray]

I'm assuming you aren't bullshitting up there.

Rather than thinking it's a some psy technique, you should consider the weight it can put on your body and state of mind.
Being able to conduct energy through electrons can not simply be possible without taking a risk. It might damage your body, inside and out.
The link drksage posted is pretty much likely what you are experiencing right now.

[Cyndaquil]

I think this is a cause for @LordDemonMan awesomeness