Corrupt the Wish Game!

wish granted but now you cant even eat it so it rottens away

I wish that the OGame section will be gone forever

Wish denied because the use of "fucking" in the wrong place & time. You then get punishment by learning proper use from the gym teacher, that like's boys.

I wish the world would auto. get rid of Osama Binladen.

Granted but George W Bush accidently reset's Earth's default factory settings and he returns.

I wish I had... a fish.

:O wish granted.
But its a 25 cent fish and dies in 1 day :'(


I wish i had mod :o

Granted but you're fired immedietly for incompitence :P

I wish I had some popcorn.

Granted but then the popcorn eats you for eating their family in the past.

I wish for a baseball to beat people with :D

granted but the people you wanted to beat had a gun and shot you down

I wish I was a mod here

You become mod but then you get hacked and evil damage is done.

I wish I had mod.

You get mod, but no one likes you, and soon MentaL fires you, and everyone laughs, and you get banhammered.

I wish I had some chips.

Wish Granted, but the Chips caught on fire when you touched it.

I wish for Whoppers.

Granted, but they turn out to be all old and moldy lol.

I wish this topic would end.

Wish denied.


I wish for green beans.

Wish Granted, but somehow you got fat.

l wish for thousands of virgins.

You get thousands of virgins but your premature ejaculate and can't continue, they laugh and chuck you out of the room and have a massive orgy without you.

I wish for parker.

You're already there.

l wish for an uncorruptable wish.