Corrupt the Wish Game!

You realise that there is no such thing as a incorruptible wish and you die living a life of mystery.

I don't want a wish.

Too bad, you wished for no wishes.

l wish for a wish that can't be a wish.

Wish Denied. The machine's broken right now. *points to wish machine note saying : "It's down, GTFONUBZ"*

I wish for a wish, that can't get fucked up, or end up in me dying, or get stuck somewhere, or use it out of stupidity, or anything. Or, it rots.

Wish Granted.

I wish for some candy.

I ate it.

I want a new PS3.

You get the new PS3 but it randomly bursts out into flames then blowing up you & your house.

I wish for a hover board :D

You get your hoverboard, but it's still unstable because they haven't worked on it for 5 years, but still gave you one.. But when you got on it, it broke, and you broke your leg.

I wish this wish won't get granted.

Your wish had sex with you instead.

l wish Devilfire would shut the fuck up.

Wish granted, but then after a while people say "Where's that lolwut dude?" and I come back from the blue. Haunting your dreams. :D

I wish a mod would BANZORZ this topic.

My wish before was uncorruptable. You lose.

l wish Devilfire would go jump into a well.

Wish granted -.-


I wish for Devilfire to jump into a well also

I do jump in a well, but then again I come back out just because Spock, the rock, and hulk hogan save my life.

I wish you'd stop picking on me.

l wish Devilfire was caught on fire in the middle of a volcano.

What's with the hate.

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Originally Posted by Devilfire

What's with the hate.

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Your wish was unclear so everyone will soon gather from across the world to push you off the edge of the world.

I wish for a sexy party!