The water bottle has a leak
I want umm an unbreakable condom
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The water bottle has a leak
I want umm an unbreakable condom
wish granted but the condom was so tiny that you couldnt even see it
I wish that ihatehaxor is removed forever for this forum and this wish cant be affected
Wish granted but ihatehaxor comes to ur house and rapes ur family.
I wish no one would corrupt my wish.
Wish denied
I want Batz in bed
Batz is a transie. (habzor wiener and vag)
I wish for to be in RZ Police. :)
wish granted, but you realise your a complete and utter fag.
I wish these voices would stop.
Wish denied.
I still wish to be in RZ police. :(
(dont know why)
Wish granted. But people realise what you're doing by posting this, in this thread; whoring for attention and the need to belong to a 'clique'. You feel alone in the real world, somewhat isolated, so you come here. RZ treats you as they do in the real world, as you have nothing to offer in either. You make a suggestion in a purposely humerous thread that'd you'd like to join a group, until someone points out your insecurities.
You become a manic depressive and kill yourself.
I'd like a banana.
You get a banana but half way through eating it you find out it is not a banana but mr garrisons penis
I wish for a lepoard skin mankini
Wish granted. But the mankini came with a gay rapist who will not leave your house now.
I wish for a lump of coal
Wish granted, they got caught on fire, and you die.
l wish for this wish to be granted.
Wish granted.
I wish for knife to kill myself. (thanks KyleEnos.)
Wish granted, but the knife had a mind of it's own, instead, it went around stabbing everyone, and at last, you.
I wish for a new PC with all 1000 graphic cards and 400 cores and 2000TB of RAM and 10000TB of HDD. (to run 1000 instance of Crysis!)
Wish granted but Crisis gets an error and blows it all up.
I wish for my wish to be denied. (but by granting this you will be denieing it, but at the same time granting it.)
You're supposed to corrupt it....Quote:
Wish granted.
Your wish has been declined, George Bush said, "THATS NOT PART OF THE FUCKING RULES" and shoots your balls off.
l wish for a sexy camera.