Sold out too!
I wish for a PS3 to smash till it is broken.
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Wish granted, half way you think of the african children, cry, and your friends don't share the weed.
I wish for an Xbox 360.
You get an Xbox 360 but when that stupid red ring of manwich thing happens it melts your penis into the shape of Michael Jackson and your nose falls off.
I wish for a Steam admin account.
EDIT: No I got beat to it.
Wish granted, but turns out you suck shit, and you get fired, and SWAT comes to your door.
I wish for an iPhone that I can smash in front of 500 people, 3G too... In gold too.
Wish granted, but when you go with your friends to play paintball wars, you begin to suit up and your friend shoots your eye and it turns itself inwards. They pick you up and put you in the car to rush to the emergency room, but along the way, they steal 1 kidney, your liver, cut open your stomach and eat your lunch, play with your heart, crack open your skull, rape you, and leave cum all over your face.
I wish Devilfire would gtfo :D
Error sending wish to the wish granter.
I wish global human stupidity (which is around 99%) to decrease.
Wish declined because they turn into smart ignorant people and lecture every movement you do
I Wish to be a pro subber!
Wish denied.
I wish for FAILCAN
FAIL CAN is not existing.
I wish for everyone to die !
Wish granted, but.. You never got laid, and regret that wish.
I wish for Cat in Three Hats.
You get three cats in a hat.
I wish for more Spongebob on Nick.
Wish granted.. But it's all episodes of Spongebob's "Lost Episode" with him walking.
I wish for three cats, ALL in their own hat.. not one hat.
Wish denied cuz you denied my wish nub
I Wish for more ped0s in this world