Corrupt the Wish Game!

You end up picking Don't Stop Believin' by Journey, we all sing along, but then a mod comes in and says "GTFO NUBZ" and we get sad.

I wish I had a coca cola. <_<

You get pepsi instead

I wish for less furni

Wish granted but your house has barely anything in it now No beds to hump on anymore =(

I Wish i could be peter from family guy!

Wish granted, but you get your fingers blown off, and your "Bird is the word" record broken by a talking dog and a talking baby of 1 years of age who have NO resemblance Stewie or Brian Griffan.

I wish for some wish.

You die shortly before the wish was granted.
I wish to be the very best.

Turns out no one ever was. And you catched them all, and trained them, since it's your cause.

I wish I came back to life.

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Originally Posted by Devilfire

Turns out no one ever was. And you catched them all, and trained them, since it's your cause.

I wish I came back to life.

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We closed down your internet, thus now you have no reason to be alive anymore.

I wish I have the most cool song ever made.

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Originally Posted by Alphabeat

We closed down your internet, thus now you have no reason to be alive anymore.

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your supposed to make a wish too artard

i wish that the guy before me wasnt such an artard

Wish granted but his tardism gets passed onto you making you a complete pain in the ass retard x2

I want anal warts

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Originally Posted by Clysse

your supposed to make a wish too artard

i wish that the guy before me wasnt such an artard

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I wish this guy has the ability to read.

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Originally Posted by Alphabeat

We closed down your internet, thus now you have no reason to be alive anymore.

I wish I have the most cool song ever made.

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Wish granted but,You cant wish for the same wish!
I Wish that I hab a hot dog...

You realise you can't hab a hot dog

I want gold

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Originally Posted by Alphabeat

I wish this guy has the ability to read.

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lol at post edit

Your wish is denied, since no one laughs at it, since he's post editor king.

I wish this topic would come back on topic lolwut?1?1?1?!

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Originally Posted by Devilfire

Your wish is denied, since no one laughs at it, since he's post editor king.

I wish this topic would come back on topic lolwut?1?1?1?!

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Wish not granted, offtopic for du win!

I wish FIFA 09, situated on my 360.

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Originally Posted by Alphabeat

Wish not granted, offtopic for du win!

I wish FIFA 09, situated on my 360.

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Wish granted, but it turns into MADDEN.

I wish for nothing that's something but not quite something but is.

MINDFUCK

Wish denied.


I wish for nothing
[Corrupt dat O:<]

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Originally Posted by KikiKANNIBAL

Wish denied.


I wish for nothing
[Corrupt dat O:<]

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Wish granted, but it turned into something.

I wish for the wish I wished for >:O!

Wish granted, but then a nuke blew up your country and you didnt get to use what you wished for.


I wish for a puppy! :O

Wish granted... puppy got run over while running away

I wish for a the hottest victoria secret that would fall in love with me the second i wished it and she is only 20 years old... FEMALE

Corrupt dat :p

Wish granted. Within the next month, your model marries and divorces you, taking half of everything you own.


I wish that it would rain money.

Wish granted, but it's like that family guy episode, and then FBI shoots "just one gun" and everyone drops the money and gets scared.

I wish for a sandwich. A plain one, nothing gross in it.

Wish granted, but the bread was stale and tasted disgusting, you then relize it was a waste of a wish.


I wish i knew if chuck norris had a fist under his beard.

You ask him, and he shows you, but you get killed. LOLWUT

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Originally Posted by mikethemak

Wish granted. Within the next month, your model marries and divorces you, taking half of everything you own.


I wish that it would rain money.

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Fine she can get half of my ragezone account...
Dude make a wish...
I wish for an amazing looking signature that I will make

Wish granted, but someone rips it and everyone thinks its his.


I wish Bill Gates would give me millions of dollars.

Wish granted, but bill is cheap now since he doesn't own Microsuck

Edit: I wish for no wish

I wish devilfire would learn how to play the game and make a wish at the end of his post.

I forgot about that.

I wish you'd get off my BACK WOMAN!

I wish for no wish, again.

Wish granted, but you rub a lamp and a genee gives you 3 wishes.


I wish i had a pear with a face on it.

A genie comes with a flag pole threathing to stick it up your ass unless you make a real wish...

The pear is really a cancer bump...

I wish for a new game to play online...

Wish granted. But then hackers take over combat arms.



I wish for pizza for dinner.

DOUBLE POSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT but i'll kill two birds with 80 stones

mak : I come out of no where, but said NO. and left.

Sinny : A new game comes out, but you gotta pay for it.

I wish for no wish

Ninja'd.

mak : Wish granted, but you find it old and saggy

I wish for moar no wish

Wish denied.


I wish for red.

You get blue.
I wish for black!

What kind of black? We got black in 48,423 shades of color.

I wish for no wish

You cannot wish for the same wish, therefore, it was not granted.
I wish I knew what my gender was.

Man.

Lols.

I wish for hacks

You get hacks, but you get runescape hacks, and habbo hacks. lolwut?

I wish for no wish.. again (I have no idea..)

Wish Denied

I Wish For the person above me to make a real wish

Wish granted.

I wish for some pie.

Wish granted but to but it was poisoned

Now i wish that i was a gm on gms and deleted their source

Wish granted, but you get sued 7538587847543783489579579375894 times for stupid reasons.

I wish I was immortal.

You die within a year. I wish for love.

Wish denied, but you have no wish.

I wish for some more pie.

Wish declined, pie is now extinct because you touched it.

l wish Devilfire would keep complaining that l'm rude to him. :D

Devilfire loves your rudeness and you guys got married.
I wish to be a better person.

Wish granted, But later, people started hating you because you were a better person then you used to.

I Wish for some chicken noodle soup!

Wish granted, but there was too much chicken and not enough noodles, you hated it.


I wish it was friday

Your wish is granted but coincidentally you find out doomsday is on friday

I want bushy eyebrows

Wish granted, but you end up being like Rock Lee from Naruto, and you get no women, and eventually suicide.

I wish it was MONDAY again.

Wish granted, except when you relive monday again, you are with all your friends and you cross the street to go to a local cafe. All of a sudden, a semi-truck comes barreling down the street and crashes into you and kills everyone in it's path; including you and all your friends. Your guts splatter everywhere. On peoples' food, faces, etc. The whole day is a tragedy, but the rest of the world soon forgets about it the day after.

I wish for a less imaginative mind.

Wish granted, but you end up slowly losing everything you know.

I wish it was Friday.

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Originally Posted by Devilfire

Wish granted, but you end up slowly losing everything you know.

I wish it was Friday.

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The day-changer read the calendar upside down.

No wish huh? Oh well.

I wish for parka and kaycee to kiss my shoozies

Haha.. samborughton is half man half sheep i wish for him to loose his inteligence :P except coding inteligence :)

I lose my intelligence in coding and nothing else, and you catch fire but never die.

I wish my balls were bullet-proof

hahahahaha... i want sams balls to explode into dust

Only one of my balls turns to dust and it gets in your eyes, everyone calls you bollock face forever. My other ball splits into 2 even bigger balls.

I wish one of parka's legs was longer than the other.

lool o well i could live with that but you will have artififcal cemen like the people who live i nsubmarines "seamen".. iwish sam would swap noses with his bro

His bro doesn't have a nose.

I wish for 2.000.000 Runescape coins! (lol, rs sucks)

You get your coins in return for

[QUOTE=sambroughton;4364046]You get your coins in return for

Wish granted, but it's a virus, and your computer explodes.. Because 1 Terabyte of GAY porn was on it.

I wish for a burger.

You get fries.


I wish for school to be out.

Wish granted, but a day flies by so fast, it's school again.

I wish for nothing.

Wish denied.

I wish devil would wish for something.

Wish denied.

I wish for to be a 1337 H4X0R.

Wish granted, but you get IP/Shockwave banned off every game.

I wish for nothing.

You become a hacker and you build a virus so powerful your pc and 'tha whole internatz' become transformers.

I wish for nothing good to ever happen again (reverse that biatches)

Wish granted, but then everyone gets mad; and sad, and suicide rates go up 60000%, and everyone fights to the death, and you get stabbed by a gang.

I wish for nothing.

Wish For nothing is nothing at all!

I Wish for the person above to actually make a wish!

wish granted he wishes for nothing meaning every thing dissapers and he is standing in empty space only to realise that there is no oxygen

i wish for cookiesssssssss

You get a fig newton.

I wish Devilfire would gtfo with his nothing wishes :(

Wish denied, we dun liekz u.

I wish for more nothing.

Wish declined cuz you have to stop making stupid wishes -_-

I Wish for devil to actually make a wish

Wish granted.

I wish for something, but it's probably nothing.

Due to not being specific on your wish, you lose a turn.
I wish for marshmallows.

Wish granted.. but you have no fire to roast them. PHail

I wish for a turn, and some coca cola.

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Originally Posted by Devilfire

Wish granted, but it's a virus, and your computer explodes.. Because 1 Terabyte of GAY porn was on it.

I wish for a burger.

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I enjoyed the gayporn for the time I had it.

Wish is not granted, the Krusty Krab is closed.

I wish for another terabyte of gayporn.

Wish granted, but instead it's lesbian porn. With 2 fat chicks, named "Banana" and "Hot SeXXX"

I wish for mudkipz

Wish granted, but instead of some mudkips you get pedo's dressed in mudkip suites trying to get you.

I wish for pedo bear to become just a bear.

Wish Granted but Pedo bear turn into Beastialty Boy.

I R Wish for Skittles.

Wish granted, but their the new chocolate skittles.

I wish for PEDO BEAR 2 BE REELZ, AND HE CANT BE FOUND ON TEH INTERNETZ OR WORLD.

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Originally Posted by Devilfire

Wish granted, but their the new chocolate skittles.

I wish for PEDO BEAR 2 BE REELZ, AND HE CANT BE FOUND ON TEH INTERNETZ OR WORLD.

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Wish not granted, pedobear likes to be online and he is still very anonymous.

I wish you'd lern 2 play gamez, lol.

Cumputer Says no.

I R Wantz Squiral.

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Originally Posted by FullMetalKite

Cumputer Says no.

I R Wantz Squiral.

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Sold out.

I wish for playing two gamez @ the same time.

You get two tubgirls instead.

I wish for a Nin10Doh Wii.

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Originally Posted by Devilfire

You get two tubgirls instead.

I wish for a Nin10Doh Wii.

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Sold out too!

I wish for a PS3 to smash till it is broken.

Wish granted, half way you think of the african children, cry, and your friends don't share the weed.

I wish for an Xbox 360.

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Originally Posted by Devilfire

Wish granted, half way you think of the african children, cry, and your friends don't share the weed.

I wish for an Xbox 360.

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Sold out.

I wish for an iPhone which I can throw trough a window.

You get an Xbox 360 but when that stupid red ring of manwich thing happens it melts your penis into the shape of Michael Jackson and your nose falls off.

I wish for a Steam admin account.

EDIT: No I got beat to it.

Wish granted, but turns out you suck shit, and you get fired, and SWAT comes to your door.

I wish for an iPhone that I can smash in front of 500 people, 3G too... In gold too.

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Originally Posted by Devilfire

Wish granted, but turns out you suck shit, and you get fired, and SWAT comes to your door.

I wish for an iPhone that I can smash in front of 500 people, 3G too... In gold too.

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Wish granted but your now being sued for destryoing property

I Wish for an paintball gun

Wish granted, but when you go with your friends to play paintball wars, you begin to suit up and your friend shoots your eye and it turns itself inwards. They pick you up and put you in the car to rush to the emergency room, but along the way, they steal 1 kidney, your liver, cut open your stomach and eat your lunch, play with your heart, crack open your skull, rape you, and leave cum all over your face.

I wish Devilfire would gtfo :D

Error sending wish to the wish granter.

I wish global human stupidity (which is around 99%) to decrease.

Wish declined because they turn into smart ignorant people and lecture every movement you do

I Wish to be a pro subber!

Wish denied.

I wish for FAILCAN