So there I was casually strolling along with my long hair blowing about and my Jimi Hendrix shirt on, minding my own business when I drop my rizla into a puddle. I was on my way to the shop anyway so it didn't bother but. So there I was again, walking into Sainsbury's, pick up a drink from the isle and go to the '5 items or under' bit and stand around waiting for the queue to go down, I notice that there's a new girl serving, finally get served and ask for some Blue Rizla, she looks at me for a second or two then hand its over, I pay and leave thinking no more of it.
Went outside and sat down in the park, got out the rizla and
fuckiwassomadirl
tl;dr
Cut your hair and stop looking like a hippy.
Brb smoke.
lolfraps...




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