Dear santa, give me this
Everything.
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Dear santa, give me this
Everything.
Dear Santa, I want
..your life
..Bungalow
..US$10000000000
lol
Buh-bum.. buh-bum...
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue,
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list
Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.
^^
i sense a song ^
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
she had hoof-prints on her forehead,
and incriminating Claus marks on her back.
Now we're all so proud of grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
drinking root beer and
playing cards with Cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts,
or send them back?
Send them back!!
Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched
the hair on grandma's wig.
I've warned all my
friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves,
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.
Code:Oh and I want this:
Ownership of RaGEZONE
Free lifetime hosting, with unlimited space and bandwith
15 domains.
Free access to all porn sites
Better internetz
Some toys
A legal money making machine with free paper and ink
A lifetime supply of nuts
Every 3 months a new pc
4TB of hard disk space, for all my porn ofc.
And a beer for you.
Dear Santa,
I wont lie to you like the others over here did. I havent been a good boy at all. I've been dressing up like you and molesting young kids all year. I've been catching RaGEZONER's unaware and giving it to them hard anally. I know this might sound bad to all but to be honest - I am sure they like it by the sounds they make. So for making people happy, I want you to send me the following. If you dont - I'll rape your mother fuckin happiness.
Bye,
Wyk (Single And Ready to Jingle)
Present List:
1. You come over here. You'll know what I want. Mwah.
:roll1:Quote:
Originally Posted by iNs@nE
Mind dressing up again just for me??? :clap_1: I'll clean up my chimney...
class post ins@ne
Dear Santa i want a mobile phone and a new server machine. If you can leave 1.000.000.000 euro in my bed. i was and i will be a good boy :)
um... the tooth fairy leaves money under the bedQuote:
Originally Posted by DarkAngelGt
but he said IN his bed.
I lol'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by iNs@nE
@mustek. omg so much porn. you perv. :P
Oh so that was you..Quote:
Originally Posted by iNs@nE
My present list-
Rudolph (to rape)
Santa's moms toenail clippings
A henry hoover
And a transexual thai wife ^^