Neither exist, i didn't get anything from either. Case Closed. ;)
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Neither exist, i didn't get anything from either. Case Closed. ;)
He obviously exists how do we get are presents then durrr
'Cause you've been a bad boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by GohanSSJ
Santa ain't real at all like if can carry 50 billon presents in his sleigh and.. I even saw the SANTA THING THAT SANTA WAS GOING TO GIVE TO ME in my mum and dad's shopping bag AND I NEVER EVER BELIVED..
Santa Claus is just as real as I am.
of course he is real lol i saw him at da shops :)
Yeah. I also agree with Ron.
Tell you what. There are more than 100 thousands santas around the world every christmas.
im not sure, and i wonder who his wife is??
lol he hackz life so he randomly teleports xD
Mrs. Clause?Quote:
Originally Posted by AnbuNaruto
I Use to belive that fat "NOOB" Was real, until 12th december 1991
i was pooping, and pooping.
I just saw him on the street!
In my country we dont do so big Santa Claus thing..
However we do have a Saint Nicholas, but we call him 'Sinterklaas' (its dutch; english would be: Sin-ter-claws :P ) he looks like this
On december 5th he 'comes by' and his assistents (no joke, they look like this
Only when ur 8~9~10 you're parents tell you he don't exist.. BULLSH!T!!
Every year he comes to The Netherlands with his steamer! So he does exist.. right..?
uhm... nah?
i like the speed theory.
no he doesnt exist and by the way, how would he get it?:P
Magic = Fake as there is always a trick to it so that says it HES NOT REAL.
I mean i never see raindeer fly,,
Also I helped rap my sisters presants last year.
If santa was real he would be like 400 years old and wouldent be able to walk because hes so fat.
And he would need new reindeer every day because they would die from pulling him and his fat around all night
3 words.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chrisox
LOL
Santa can reproduce with Mrs.Claus.Quote:
Originally Posted by !Foo!
Of course it exist i saw him yesterday! :o
our parents are Santa's cause they buy everything for you for christmas so this is not a good topic cause everyone knows Santa don't exalt
That was pretty funny tbh, I got a chuckle out of that and it highlights some good points aswell.Quote:
Yes, But there is no way of ever seeing him. :)
He visits 1178 homes per second seeing that he will take 8 100,000ths of a second to park the sleigh, go down the chimney, fill the stockings, take care of the tree, eat the cookies, drink the milk, go back up the chimney and back onto the sled.
Santa will NOT visit 2.8 billion homes on xmas eve, he will visit just over 132 million Christian homes worldwide, assuming most Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children do not expect a visit from Santa, you can subtract 85 percent of the children (Yes, that many). And remember that Santa has a Good List AND a Bad List.
He isn't in the 4th dimension (what we are in). He travels through dimensions, therefore meaning that he can deliver all presents on time. He travels at about 7,800 times the speed of sound - without the sonic boom or burning up.
If Santa is to deliver all the gifts to all the good children, his sleigh must fly so fast that he would burn up due to air resistance. But it has already been documented that Santa has no problem climbing down a chimney with a fire burning below. So how does Santa solve the problem of heat?
Santa obviously has an ion-shield of charged particles, held together by a magnetic field, surrounding his entire sleigh. This is how he solves the heat problem.
This might also be the reason for global warming. There are so many more people now, and so many more good children, that there are more gifts and thus more air resistance. Therefore, it is natural to explain the warming up of the polar region with all the extra heat that is released. But this problem will solve itself over time, because if children are too good, then all the ice at the North Pole will melt. Then there will be no more winter, and thus no more Christmas.
Anymore Santa questions? Just ask me. :)
After all, Santa is a saint - And usually, that's all it takes.
- Chris
Also if Santa brings coal to all the bad children wouldn't the heat burn the coal thus causing a explosion?
He does exist.
Download Google Earth, go to Finland visit him.
He drops presents out of hes sack into house to house, not he parks hes reindeers goes in etc, he simply drops prezzies out the Sky.
Proof:
Download Google Earth.
EDIT: Santa is a Mith, no one knows if he does exist or he dosn't.
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Originally Posted by eTerNuLL.SiN
Your so dumb then mate, btw, do you have any working loaders for my siyte anyone? Cause I don't. And If you think santa exists then you're dumb, cause I've seen parents putting my presents under the xmas tree, how do you explain that then?
Problably you'd do: Oh, mum, I belive in santa claus cause i'm dumb. And if you want to visit the site Without a working loader just Habbo | Fox Hotel | click there for It. And go see for yourself, I put the picture on It with me suprised that santa Didn't exist. So your actually sad If you belive In santa claus cause he doesn't exist.:technolog :busted_co :poster_ss :sq_yellow :wolverine :jester: :flag_schw :eek6: :juggle:Quote:
So haha, what are you going to do when you see santa doesn't exist? CRY to you're mother? Maybe you will cause your a baby.
He does.
I seen him in Finland with Pete.
And I've got it on Video. :D