Do you think Santa Claus exist?

of course he is real lol i saw him at da shops :)

Yeah. I also agree with Ron.

Tell you what. There are more than 100 thousands santas around the world every christmas.

im not sure, and i wonder who his wife is??

lol he hackz life so he randomly teleports xD

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Originally Posted by AnbuNaruto

im not sure, and i wonder who his wife is??

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Mrs. Clause?

I Use to belive that fat "NOOB" Was real, until 12th december 1991
i was pooping, and pooping.

I just saw him on the street!

In my country we dont do so big Santa Claus thing..
However we do have a Saint Nicholas, but we call him 'Sinterklaas' (its dutch; english would be: Sin-ter-claws :P ) he looks like this
On december 5th he 'comes by' and his assistents (no joke, they look like this

Only when ur 8~9~10 you're parents tell you he don't exist.. BULLSH!T!!
Every year he comes to The Netherlands with his steamer! So he does exist.. right..?

uhm... nah?
i like the speed theory.
no he doesnt exist and by the way, how would he get it?:P

Magic = Fake as there is always a trick to it so that says it HES NOT REAL.


I mean i never see raindeer fly,,

Also I helped rap my sisters presants last year.

If santa was real he would be like 400 years old and wouldent be able to walk because hes so fat.
And he would need new reindeer every day because they would die from pulling him and his fat around all night

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Originally Posted by Chrisox

Yes, But there is no way of ever seeing him. :)
He visits 1178 homes per second seeing that he will take 8 100,000ths of a second to park the sleigh, go down the chimney, fill the stockings, take care of the tree, eat the cookies, drink the milk, go back up the chimney and back onto the sled.

Santa will NOT visit 2.8 billion homes on xmas eve, he will visit just over 132 million Christian homes worldwide, assuming most Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children do not expect a visit from Santa, you can subtract 85 percent of the children (Yes, that many). And remember that Santa has a Good List AND a Bad List.

He isn't in the 4th dimension (what we are in). He travels through dimensions, therefore meaning that he can deliver all presents on time. He travels at about 7,800 times the speed of sound - without the sonic boom or burning up.

If Santa is to deliver all the gifts to all the good children, his sleigh must fly so fast that he would burn up due to air resistance. But it has already been documented that Santa has no problem climbing down a chimney with a fire burning below. So how does Santa solve the problem of heat?

Santa obviously has an ion-shield of charged particles, held together by a magnetic field, surrounding his entire sleigh. This is how he solves the heat problem.

This might also be the reason for global warming. There are so many more people now, and so many more good children, that there are more gifts and thus more air resistance. Therefore, it is natural to explain the warming up of the polar region with all the extra heat that is released. But this problem will solve itself over time, because if children are too good, then all the ice at the North Pole will melt. Then there will be no more winter, and thus no more Christmas.

Anymore Santa questions? Just ask me. :)

After all, Santa is a saint - And usually, that's all it takes.


- Chris

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3 words.
LOL

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Originally Posted by !Foo!

If santa was real he would be like 400 years old and wouldent be able to walk because hes so fat.
And he would need new reindeer every day because they would die from pulling him and his fat around all night

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Santa can reproduce with Mrs.Claus.

Of course it exist i saw him yesterday! :o