get u had a test in ya hotel :pQuote:
Originally posted by Hoosterboy
when i went to spain i bought a glow in the dark pussy from the famous sex shop that was advertised in huge letters everywhere. Went in bought it for 19 euros had him wrap it in 2 brown paper bags (he didnt speak any english) then when he give it me I took the paper bags off, waved and walked out the door, was walking around benidorm with a glow in the dark pussy box in my hand. i felt thirsty me m8 was still asleep in da hotel so i stayed in a mc donalds and when ppl were lookin at the box funny i tapped em on the shoulder and sed "ere m88 look wat i got for 19 euros" and took it outta the box and shoved me finger in it and stretched it to 5 times its size. eventually got bored of this so went back to hotel and had sleep.
Long story but just felt i would share it with yas for if u want any cheap laughs whether its home or abroad :p :P
