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    dAI for president. MentaL is offline
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    dumb criminals

    (FOUND THIS ON A FORUM..... a wrestling one :) )
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    The following excerpts are from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

    Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.

    The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of cold vanilla pudding.

    As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."

    The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but cold vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

    They did not find one Euro, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.

    Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

    Disappointed the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

    The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...


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    Grand Master nathan123 is offline
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    lmao :rofl:
    nice 1 menal, where u get all this stuff? :good:

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    F**KIN LEGEND! exclamatio is offline
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    omg i feel sick :eek: lol

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    ROCKSTAR Speedhorn666 is offline
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    :(

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    NeosparkyB
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    LOL :)

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    Grand Master Tupac is offline
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    lol :eek:

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    *still exists* Solares is offline
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    LOL. :rofl:

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    Grand Master MasterD is offline
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    ROFLMAO!! !!! :rofl:

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    Elite Member CorruptSoul is offline
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    that's gonna make me feel sick :eek: :cry:



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