Electric Penis - Your first victim!

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    dAI for president. MentaL is offline
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    Electric Penis - Your first victim!

    Say..

    You had an electric penis, you got only one zap to use and that zap would put that person into a coma for a good few hours and it was just funny, who would you zap and why.

    My answer is

    Myself, because i need a rest.


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    /\/\@573|2 NoPeace is offline
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    Probally myself. Just to see what it feels like. :tp:

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    Grand Master vinzone is offline
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    the president...then when he is in coma take pictures of me on him like we're doing it then black mail him

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    Browncoat Robert is offline
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    id make some sort of amp for it and take out the world for a few hours

    mass world coma, no1 would know what happened lol!

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    /\/\@573|2 NoPeace is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    id make some sort of amp for it and take out the world for a few hours

    mass world coma, no1 would know what happened lol!
    Yes people would. All the ones driving cars who crash and die would definatly know! Not to mention all of the pilots of planes. :tp:

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    Infraction Banned Josh is offline
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    I am inclined to have the human term for a penis but i guess it would be my producers, they really do get on top of my fins now and again but oh well, thats show business.

    Kermit

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    Grand Master Iron Maiden is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by vinzone
    the president...then when he is in coma take pictures of me on him like we're doing it then black mail him
    Off topic: Bush is too stupid to know what blackmail even is.

    I would zap my english teacher just so I can skip class for a couple of weeks.

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    Johnny RsX is offline
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    hmm... i dont know tbh... probly a bully or something.

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    Grand Master Forcystos is offline
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    I'd zap another person with an electric penis, and so would he, and so on, so we would create a super zap thing :P

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    Sorcerer Supreme Mahona is offline
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    gandhi i'll zap gandhi:gun_nep:

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    Grand Master Darude is offline
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    i would do it in a elevator 1 thats has mirrors and lots of people in it lol and then zap a mirror and it will keep rebounding and hit every1 :D

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    Sorcerer Supreme Garvonis is offline
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    I'd tell everyone I had this amazing electric penis, get noticed, get on Nightline, or CNN, or something of that sort... Then I'd get funding to go to space, and go to the first lunar complex. The best scientists in the world would study my amazing electric penis in a low gravity environment, which for some reason would be better for the research. Eventually they'd find away of connecting my penis via a vaginal-like inserter to a giant amplification cannon, aimed at earth, specifically targeting the ladies, cause I'm str8 like that.

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    Grand Master Ionic & Schizo is offline
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    Anyone who want's to go on Big Brother, Pop Idol etc. Tho this would undoubtedly backfire because they'll sell their retarded story of surviving an attack by the electric penis to some tabloid and still have some sort of fame.

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    Chocolate Rain Flameingskull is online now
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    i don't find the thought of having an electric penis fun.

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    Elite Member HolyJudgement is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron_Maiden
    Off topic: Bush is too stupid to know what blackmail even is.

    I would zap my english teacher just so I can skip class for a couple of weeks.
    Same, cept so I could do it with her :P



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