Favorite movie quote?

While we are on the subject of Adam Sandler.

Here's a quote from "The Waterboy"

" Mama Boucher: You gonna lose all your fancy "fools' balls" games! And your gonna fail your big exam! Because school is?
Bobby Boucher: The devil?
[Mama gasps]
Bobby Boucher: Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good!
Bobby Boucher: [Bobby runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in] And by the way, Mama. "Alligators" are ornery 'cause of their "Medula Oblongata"!
Bobby Boucher: [Bobby runs back out, then back in again] And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too! "

Adam Sandler; Billy Madison - funniest bit was with the competition for the ownership of the hotel and then Billy had to answer a question...

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Was originally going for the swan in the bathtub which I thought was my favourite but couldn't remember the whole thing so I got the rest from http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Billy_Madison, that page brought lulz to heart.

Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ace. I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.
Billy Madison: No, you don't.
Bus Driver: Well, not me personally, but a guy I know...Him and her *got it on*! Wooo-eee!
Billy Madison: No, they didn't.
Bus Driver: No, no, they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, huh?

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Originally Posted by The Lizard - 51st State

I'm fucked. I've been truly ass invaded!

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makes me lol every time I see that scene XD

V for vendetta > all

I like the one in my sig though :D

I'll be back... with a better quote.

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... And I'm all out of bubble gum"
and tbh arny is the king of movie quotes
millions on commando like
(throws a pole thru some1 into a boiler and stem is comin out) " let off some steam bennit" hahaha
arny "rememeber when i said id kill you last?"
bad guy "yes yes you said that ud kill me last"
arny "i lied" and drops guy

hes like a machine they just flow out of him lol

"OMFG, they killed Kenny"
Southpark

"Love 'til you hate"
I don't know the movie anymore. :9

~Cas

[quote=Pieman;3585463]"On this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
Voil

A couple but all from the same movie:

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When in doubt, fuck!

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Women! What could you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... they say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

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Out of order, I'll show you out of order! You don't know what out of order is Mr. Trask! I'd show you but I'm too old, I'm too tired, and I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flame-thrower to this place. Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talking to!? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen, boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there is nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot-soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say that you are executing his soul! And why? Because he's not a Baird man. Baird men, you hurt this boy, you're going to be Baird Bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, fuck you too!

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Frank Slade @ Scent of a Woman

Those lines make me happy inside

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Originally Posted by Valerie Breiman's 2000 film Love and Sex

'In 60 years saying I Love You is the same as saying I Cheese Sandwich You'

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Can't remember which movie =x
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Found it out:
Valerie Breiman's 2000 film Love and Sex

"ooo"

Haha grindhouse planet terror: "If you are going to hire someone to get rid of bad guys, just make sure the bag guy isn't you!"

"There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing."
- American Psycho

"Sometimes I feel like I'm not... solid.
I'm hollow.
There's...nothing behind my eyes.
I'm a negative of a person.
It's as if I never -- I never thought anything. I never wrote... anything, I never felt anything.
All I want is blackness -- blackness and silence."
- Sylvia

"Those were 500 dollar sunglasses, asshole." - Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat.

"i was born ready, motherfucker"
blade:trinity

Fight Club : "Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. "

Pathology : "I know exactly what you're thinking. You think you feel guilty, but it's not that. There's no such thing as guilty. There's just the fear of getting caught. It's the first day after, so that fear is still fresh. Your brain's all sick and twisted up. You're paranoid everyone knows, you fucked up, you're going to lose everything. You want to throw up but there's nothing in your stomach. You're not going to sleep tonight. You'll hit the bottle, you'll watch some TV, looking for any news that they're on to you but there won't be any. Tomorrow morning, you're going to wake up and it's going to be the same world. Nothing has changed. And that fear will start to creep away, and after a few days you're going to realize no one knows shit. That this whole bloody thing that's amounted to you as some kind of importance has somehow slipped beneath the notice of the world. And then you'll be a new man."

Adaptation : "Nothing happens in the world? Are you out of your fucking mind? People are murdered every day. There's genocide, war, corruption. Every fucking day, somewhere in the world, somebody sacrifices his life to save someone else. Every fucking day, someone, somewhere makes a conscious decision to destroy someone else. People find love, people lose it. For Christ's sake, a child watches her mother beaten to death on the steps of a church. Someone goes hungry. Somebody else betrays his best friend for a woman. If you can't find that stuff in life, then you, my friend, don't know crap about life."

Gladiator : " My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

"Now I know what a boxed* lunch feels like" Die Hard

boxed*: Is that what he said? >.>

Samuel L Jackson - "English motherfucker, do you speak it??"

cant remember the movie, but i know the scene.

"I'm getting my ass kicked so much, my shit as footprints in it" - Let's Go To Prison

"I'm really jealous that you got to suck on those tits as a baby.
Yeah, well, at least you got to suck your dad's dick." - SuperBad

@Avenged

I think you're talking about Pulp Fiction, not sure though.

Sometimes I wonder... will God ever forgive us for what we've done to each other? Then I look around and I realize... God left this place a long time ago(di caprio,Blood Diamond)

- Frank.. You know what a haza is? - Scarface

I cant beleive No one has said "Luke I am your Father" Starwars

"Enough is ENOUGH! I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! Everybody strap in, Im about to open some fucking window. Samuel L Jackon, Snakes on a plane

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Originally Posted by Avenged

Samuel L Jackson - "English motherfucker, do you speak it??"

cant remember the movie, but i know the scene.

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Pulp Fiction

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE9Qm8mShik

Couldn't find just that part but it starts at around 3:40



- Samuel L. Jackson - Pulp Fiction

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

From the movie Get Smart -

Guard : "Hold it right there!"

Max : "What if I told you there was 120 snipers surrounding the building?"

Guard : "No"

Max : "12 Delta force soldiers?"

Guard : "No"

Max : "Chuck Norris with a BB gun?"

lol =P