Favourite Movie Quotes

[KyleEnos]

This is basically for people to regurgitate their most memorable movie quotes.
We remember the days in school when nothing is going on, and someone would pop out with a quote, and that'd spark the means of a quotation-day.

Anyway, here's mine:

Back To The Future I:
"What-what the hell is a gigawatt?!"

Evil Dead: Amy Of Darkness:
"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh*t. And Jack just left town."

Full Metal Jacket:
"God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see."

Pulp Fiction:
"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness.
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
I been sayin' that sh*t for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your *ss. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherf*cker before you popped a cap in his *ss. But I saw some sh*t this mornin' made me think twice.
Now I'm thinkin: it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *ss in the valley of darkness. Or is could by you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish.
I'd like that. But that sh*t ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
(Worth the read btw)

PS: I hate saying movie instead of 'film' -.-

PSS: "THIS IS SPARTA" "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL" and all other stereotypical from internet noobies who constantly regurgitate 300 quotes will be crucified.

[MentaL]

[Prai]

Goonies, Im gonna go set some booditraps
You mean boobietraps?
Thats what i said boodietraps!!


Alpha Dog, Frankie, you better put your boy in cheque and tell him what mother fcuking time it is.


Goodboi.

[Gladstone]

"That rug really tied the room together" Big Lebowski

"I drink your milkshake" There Will Be Blood

"Just a flesh wound!" Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Brian May]

Evil Dead: Amy Of Darkness:
"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh*t. And Jack just left town."

Haha, what a brilliant movie. I only just finished watching that for the 50th time!

"Woah, wrong book."

[alexdesire]

Anchor Man: LOUD NOISES!


/Fate

[DaCheat]

"We can't stop here...this is bat country!"

Not saying which movie it is. If you actually know what it's from, you're awesome.

[KyleEnos]

"We can't stop here...this is bat country!"

Not saying which movie it is. If you actually know what it's from, you're awesome.

Can't remember what the film was called, but I know Johnny Depp is in there.

EDIT: Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

[DaCheat]

Yeah we watch fear and loathing every night we get home from the bars. Awesome movie.

[theninjaway]

"Say hello to my little friend!"
Scarface

[Batz]

"Say hello to my little friend!"
Scarface

Bitch beat me to it.

[Josh]

I'll be back.

[Parker]

Mine are from Super Troopers.

MAC - GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!
Foster - What size cells are these? Eight by eight? Ours are nine by nine... no big deal.
Captain - I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenaningans!

Dimpus Burger Guy Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva Gimme a liter o' cola
Dimpus Burger Guy (into the mic) Liter Cola? Do we sell Liter Cola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva.
Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy (to Farva) I don't know what that is!
Farva (enraged and grabbing the Dimpus Burger Guy) Liter is french for give me my fuckin' cola before I break vous fuckin' lip!

[Bejike]

Yippie-Ka-Yay, motherfucker :)

If you dunno what movies this is from.. you just suck lol

[Parker]

Yippie-Ka-Yay, motherfucker :)

If you dunno what movies this is from.. you just suck lol

It's from Die Hard, but that reminds me where John McClane goes "Drop it, dickhead!".

[Savage]

Pulp Fiction Quote: One of the best ever.

[Rishwin]

Inspector: Is this truck full of Marijuana? Is this truck full of Marijuana? can't you read the sign, no loading in the red zone!
Driver: But sir! I need this for my daughters birthday party, she's turning 13!

Epic.

[KyleEnos]

Inspector: Is this truck full of Marijuana? Is this truck full of Marijuana? can't you read the sign, no loading in the red zone!
Driver: But sir! I need this for my daughters birthday party, she's turning 13!

Epic.

Is that Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalow? - When he first arrives with his deceased wife's prostetic leg and he's taken a look round Amsterdam?

[Parker]

Is that Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalow? - When he first arrives with his deceased wife's prostetic leg and he's taken a look round Amsterdam?

Lol that movie was awesome, what about where his trying to find TJ and he finds him at the chicken and waffles place, and TJ goes how did you find me and Deuce goes "c'mon.. it's the only chicken and waffles place in Holland" and then TJ goes "that's raciest!" and Deuce goes on about the slave trade and TJ yells "Those Mother fuckers". Awesome movie.

[Pfa]

Here's mine (in no particular order, just off the top of my head):

"You stay classy, San Diago!" - Anchorman

"I...AM...BEOWULF!" *pow* - Beowulf ;)

"Eat your vegetables!" *pow* - Shoot Em Up

"Yippi ka ye ... motherf**ker" - Die Hard

"Sir, could you please step outside your vehicle" *pow* - No Country For Old Men

"The things you own end up owning you." - Fight Club

and finally, Harold and Kumar (had to look imdb for this part):

Don't You Wanna Be Cool Kid: Come on, dude. Just take one hit. Don't you wanna be cool?
I'm So High Kid: [takes drag of joint, makes a womanly cough sound]
Don't You Wanna Be Cool Kid: Hey, man, what are you doin'?
I'm So High Kid: I'm so high!
[laughs]
I'm So High Kid: Nothing can hurt me.
[puts pump-action rifle in mouth and pulls trigger]
Don't You Wanna Be Cool Kid: Nooo!

[Bejike]

Lol come to think of it, there were a few good ones in 300

Persian Messnger - THIS IS MADNESS!
King Leonidas - MADNESS?! THIS.. IS... SPARTA!! (Kicks persian down the deep deep hole of nothingness)

-Tonight, we dine, in HELL!!

[EliteGM]

Will Smith - I Robot;
"Somehow, 'I told you so', just doesn't quite say it." <- the 'dry'-ish way he says it.. :rofl:

When he thought all along robots were evil, nobody listens, then the robots attack..

[Rishwin]

Is that Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalow? - When he first arrives with his deceased wife's prostetic leg and he's taken a look round Amsterdam?

That's the one :P

Duce: Tj, why aren't you in disguise?
TJ: I am, i'm in black face!
Duce: But you're black...
Tj: So what? You saying all black people look alike? You're such a racist!

[Jamie]

Not Another Teen Movie:
"Shut your hole, wang-chung!"

Happy Gilmore:
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
"You eat shit for breakfast!?!"

[Ionic & Schizo]

"What idiots... We might have all survived. We're all so stupid... Stupid."

- Yukie Utsumi (Lighthouse scene from Battle Royale).

"(...) no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is - I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME! I didn't think so."

- O-Ren Ishii

[DollFace]

"...Bond. James Bond." -Dr.No