First Spamzilla topic!

[Batz]

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[Laz-low]

Damn hippies spreading free love!

[I Rule MU]

Lol Epic!

[Suicide]

y no 1 on ts no moar? :(

[Laz-low]

By logic, this thread isn't actually the very first thread created in Spamzilla/Post-a-Holics. So Gohan, you decieve us all once again! Damn you dutch!

[GohanSSJ]

More lies, feel the wrath in your ass now!

[Laz-low]

I don't wanna D:

I shall disprove your theory of time travel using my Spatula that never Lies!

[GohanSSJ]

Hmm it seems he's resistant to my huge dildo's, seems like he's very expierenced. I must find a new way to take him out.

I will just have to drop him on his head a few times.

EDIT: It worked, just check his posts now, they are all idiotic, such a shame he used to make decent posts, but now they have all converted to crap.

[Laz-low]

I may be strong against your huge dildos, but I shall disprove you in any way possible!

Gohan, I challenge you to a duel, 6 o'clock, guns only. We shall battle on the fields of <your local area> at sunrise to settle this argument! Do you accept?

[ChewBecca]

It was you who dropped me?! :o

[Laz-low]

Ah-ha! A new tactic has arised, and it's not Gohan's e-peen! I shall take Lilkaos hostage until Gohan has to submit to the truth that he cannot time travel!

[ChewBecca]

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
gohan can time travel.
he took me.....

[Laz-low]

Silence, hostage!

[ChewBecca]

sorry.

[Laz-low]

You shall be repaid for your distressing moment. For now, silence while I force Gohan to admit this isn't the first topic in Spamzilla and he can't time travel!

[ChewBecca]

wait why am i letting you hostage me?

[Laz-low]

Because you're going to be repaid with lots of nice stuff and cash and all that shit.

[ChewBecca]

gohan gave me all that and more.

okay bye

[Laz-low]

Damn you!

[exclamatio]

each little clam, yeah! knows how to jam, yeah!

[Laz-low]

Damnit Lee, you're like a shit bra. You provide no support D:

[I Rule MU]

Ass pain :cry:

[Brian May]

Epic bumps by Liselotte!

[GohanSSJ]

Yeah that's over a 5 year bump, it's infraction time. :P

Laz-Low, i went back in time and switched lilkaos for some random girl, i don't know who you took, but it wasn't her.
Btw i saw your mom, so i went back in time before you were born and all (pregnancy messes up the body!) and well, there is a chance i'm your daddy. We were planning to do a test, but seeing how stupid you are, i know your Fat Frank's from down the block. Hell i didn't even have to drop you as a kid in this timeline.... though i might have still done it a few (17) times just for fun.

[Brian May]

Does your time machine have a "record and replay" function?