Oh dear god, I'm dying.
For the past 6 hours my life has basically consisted out of alternating cycles of running to the bathroom and shitting my guts out and running to the bathroom puking my guts out.
Someone kill me, please.
Oh dear god, I'm dying.
For the past 6 hours my life has basically consisted out of alternating cycles of running to the bathroom and shitting my guts out and running to the bathroom puking my guts out.
Someone kill me, please.
surprisingly enough I also spent my entire weekend (starting from Friday @ around 3pm) puking and shitting water until today
I managed to go to the doctors and they told me it was gastroenteritis
did you eat a dr.oetker pizza by chance? Cause after eating one is when I started shitting bricks.
Last edited by Limite; 27-09-09 at 09:38 AM.
What in the name of god you ate, Normally i don`t try out new restaurants...
can i be the one to kill you please?
I've never actually had food poisoning.
But it sounds fucking horrible.
You ate something unnecessary?
Feel for you pie, get plenty of water and try your best to do something to take your mind off. You've probably tried that by now but I'LL GUIDE YOU!
I guess I'm a lucky bastard. Never had food poisoning. I hope that you get well soon.
Iv'e never had it either, sounds cool.
Never had it... I did have a flu this weekend.
Never had food poisoning, however had the flu last week eyes were killin, felt dizzy lol, Talking of runnin to bathroom i gotta go now :P
Water, water, water. Laxatives, laxatives, laxatives!
the best is when you have to throw up but you also have to crap like a rocket at the same time!
Choices..Originally Posted by exclamatio
Gotta love those moments.
I puked all over my thighs. I was trying to puke between them, but I failed.
I never felt so dirty.
I had this over the summer it was horrible. I had vomit every 2 hours and than felt like i was dizzy and stuff.
Pics ?
Alfons...
That's disgusting.
shame on you.
>:|
Hes just curious.
I never had a food posion.
And if I read this, I hope I won't ever get it.
Get well soon ;)
I've also puked over my legs once while having a shit, was pretty wasted.
I like where this is going.
Sounds cool. xD
holly shit your blake?
Well I had that when I ate on a food stand.
Shame, you failed to puke between your two thighs :P
I think the one that made you have food poisoning is because you ate a dirty Pie.
Tape a bag over your ass and keep another bag to puke in. Make sure the bag over your ass is secure though. You dont need it to fall off and spill watery shit everywhere.
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