Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshenfahisheemalamina who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshenfahisheemalamina Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutley no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshit.
So go on, reach out.
if you don't send this to 4963 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure in Baklaliviatatlaglooshenfahisheemalamina.
So dont wait!
Thanks again!!
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