Girl I met at a club...

[Cure]

Lulz!

She wanted money.. Sounds like a fake story BTW >.>

[Ron]

And this is why the legal drinking age isn't 16 in the US.

You're not mature enough to handle certain situations when you're drunk at 16. You may think you are, but you're not. I even do stupid shit sometimes, thats why I'm holding off on the drinking for a few more years. Fuck, I don't even see why you're clubbing at 16.

Hey, whatever. Go ruin your life before you even get out of your teen years. No one is stopping you; It's fun to read about it on our end.

[SiGGy]

Falcon. Punch.

[Batz]

go away, i dont have time for you or batz or some guy who has something against me today...

You're a complete and utter fucktard.

[theRAGE]

damn it, why'd I post the thread in the first place?

Successful troll is... regretting his success?

[Batz]

Where's DTB when you need the good ole ban hammer?

[KyleEnos]

You mean a mid-teen girl was extorting money out of a 16 year old boy? What are you, a millionaire?

And wait, you forgot to take a condom, and in your drunk state you fucked her stank puss, but then after taking your 2inch cock out of her bearded clam, you say "omgosh, I NEARLY forgot to give you my number for no reason at all xD How foolish of me!".

Shenanigans.
Don't close the thread, keep it alive. Kill him with your fire.

[Batz]

How the hell can you even get her pregnant with that tiny shit of yours!?

[KyleEnos]

How the hell can you even get her pregnant with that tiny shit of yours!?

In my experience over here we don't go pushing our shit into people's vajayjays to get them pregnant ;)

[EgobrainX]

I saw an ad in a porn once that realy got stuck in my mind: "Don't have nightmares, use the condom!" so hope you get this stuck in your head too.

[foxx]

Tags
are you my daddy?, attention whore

[Ron]

LOL @ devin tag

thats my real lol of the day. hahaha

[Pieman]

16...

On a side note, I GOT INTO FUCKING STANFORD YESSSS!!

lulwut

[foxx]

Is it that high school where you go at age of 19-20 or something.

[Akaruz]

Well, I met this girl at a club a month ago, and I was drunk at the time, but it happened, without protection. Now, today she called me and says she's pregnant...
Advice?

sarcasm on - joke mode on - other stuff on

Next time cum on her m.... or on another place of her body

16 you ? how old was her ? 14 cough cough 21 cough ?

How the heck she called you ? you gaved your number drunk :P

I would talk with her family , IF you're the culprit and attempt an abortion , but its me ( I do agree with abortion - but heck , If i was your father i would castrate you or put a chastity belt on you till you get 21 )

[xXxShazxXx]

She might be a prostitute, just a thought.

[Mike]

She might be a prostitute, just a thought.

What does that have to do with anything?

[Alfons]

And you wonder why people tend to flame the shit out of you ?
Threads like these make you look like a complete retard.
Too bad it wasn't true, you would've learned a big lesson if it was.

[Zeeyo]

My brother is 19 and has twins because of the same mistake ><

[TriumpH]

No, I mean, his whole story is made up! He said he met her in a club and was drunk, Then he stated his age is 16. Unless he lives outside of the united states, this story is completely bullshit. You can't walk inside a club when you're 16! I sure in hell couldn't when I was that age.

i did just that but hey i live in a 3rd world country (still better then france where DTB lives)

[candyman1111]

lolz, nice job bro, you just got ur life fucked up now
also this sounds like a bs story 0.o

[NobodyWOW]

For some reason I think you are not telling us truth :(, I notice alot of this same pregnant and im 16 storys but if you ask me they are all bullshit. Well ok maybe with some exceptions :). I dont think such a forum geek like you could fuck a girl properly.

[Fulzo]

Imagine the kids :sad:

[Flameingskull]

this thread is getting no where, closed.